Jeremy Lin VS Bill Brasky VS Chuck Norris VS Rick Perry's Hair

Asian Jesus



-He's a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.
-He orchestrated the merger between UNICEF and Smith and Wesson.
-Brasky went public with his own buttocks and made seven billion.
-Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky went hunting? Well anyway, Brasky decides he's gonna hunt down all four members of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all beg for their lives, except Fleagul.



Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.



Impossible to hate.



Unpossible to choose.