This is (one of) the best feelings in the world...My girlfriend bought me footie pajamas for Christmas, and I went to the store and bought some overstuffed Goofy slippers. I'm telling you, nothing beats walking around the house in footie pajamas and Goofy slippers. I feel five again! Okay, resume normal activities.
Yet one more excuse for eddie to say he has a girlfriend... I swear, does she live in Oregon? And none of your friends have met her? Wow.
ummm I've seen that before, and it seems the online "language" is evolving right before my eyes. What does that Z in ZOMG stand for? I feel like a stupid n0ob.
Your intentions were good, but it came across as a weird fetish, and thus, probably should have been kept to yourself. PS - I'd misbehave and ask your lady to put you in timeout (maybe even a spanking).