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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Drewdog, Jan 18, 2002.

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  1. Drewdog

    Drewdog Member

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    So some of you may remember that neighbor of mine that I used to live next to in my old apt. Well she comes over to my new pad, and Im pretty well liquored up. We down a bottle of wine and Im drinking Shiner's and all that. So Im full on giving her the Drewdog treatment of back massage etc. and the ho wont kiss me. I try every trick in the book and she just blows me off. Damn I wish I had that college mojo back with me again, because I have been out of the game for way too long......
    bummer.....
     
    #1 Drewdog, Jan 18, 2002
  2. Manny Ramirez

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    The question is this: are you still drunk right now?
     
    #2 Manny Ramirez, Jan 18, 2002
  3. Drewdog

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    Yep pretty much..... she just left.....
     
    #3 Drewdog, Jan 18, 2002
  4. Major

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    You already have a dream girl, remember? :)
     
    #4 Major, Jan 18, 2002
  5. Houstone

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    Bummer, maybe she did not want to kiss you cause your breath stank...:)
     
    #5 Houstone, Jan 18, 2002
  6. RocketsPimp

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    LOL! Drew you never cease to crack me up man!

    Let me give you the first lesson to getting back your game....don't try so hard.
     
    #6 RocketsPimp, Jan 18, 2002
  7. Timing

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    We pursue that which retreats from us. ;)
     
    #7 Timing, Jan 18, 2002
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    Three words, man:
    High school chicks

    :eek:
     
    #8 Lynus302, Jan 18, 2002
  9. RocketsPimp

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    OK Booger!

    :p
     
    #9 RocketsPimp, Jan 18, 2002
  10. ROCKSS

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    Drew- maybe you should try some "moves" when you are not drinking. From quite a few of your posts it seems you always get tipsy around the women you are pursuing, maybe it`s time for a diffrent approach
     
    #10 ROCKSS, Jan 18, 2002
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    Drewdog?!?!?!
    Bottle of wine!????!??!
    AND Shiner Bocks?!?!?!??!
    AND back massage?!?!?
    No Kiss-kiss??!?!?!:eek:

    wine+shiner bock+back massage+No nookie=NO PLAY!:D

    Get back to the drawing board and do your homework or find another participant!
     
    #11 mr_oily, Jan 18, 2002
  12. Drewdog

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    In hindsight, now that I am at work and sober, I think I tried WAY too hard and she was reading me like a book. I wasnt sloppy drunk, but she could probably tell that I was trying to get some.

    Major- The Houston chick isnt a "done deal" quite yet so I was just keeping my bachelor options open.

    Hopefully I can pull the old "I was drunk" line and get out of it, but we shall see.
     
    #12 Drewdog, Jan 18, 2002
  13. Manny Ramirez

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    Is that a line that you have had to use a lot in the past?:D
     
    #13 Manny Ramirez, Jan 18, 2002
  14. Drewdog

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    No but I figure it will work with this chick..... :p
     
    #14 Drewdog, Jan 18, 2002
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    The great thing about high school chicks is, though I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
     
    #15 RunninRaven, Jan 18, 2002
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