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How to Beat Your Wife in a Humane Way

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, Nov 2, 2007.

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  1. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    This is high comedy. normally i highlight and bold the good parts, but its not necesssary in this case :D

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,307680,00.html

     
    #1 hotballa, Nov 2, 2007
  2. The Real Shady

    The Real Shady Member

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    "If he beats her, the beatings must be light and must not make her face ugly."

    It's messed up, but this made me chuckle a bit.
     
    #2 The Real Shady, Nov 2, 2007
  3. Uprising

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    Wow. Man I love KSA.
     
    #3 Uprising, Nov 2, 2007
  4. The Captain

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    Sheer. Genius. Sean Connery is proud.

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    #4 The Captain, Nov 2, 2007
  5. K mf G

    K mf G Member

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    that's pretty awkward
     
    #5 K mf G, Nov 2, 2007
  6. SWTsig

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    cant argue with that!
     
    #6 SWTsig, Nov 2, 2007
  7. Mr. Brightside

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    lol, its like an article pulled straight from The Onion.
     
    #7 Mr. Brightside, Nov 2, 2007
  8. Rocket River

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    Its their culture and i leave it to them
    but this :

    "Unfortunately, many husbands beat their wives only when they get mad, and when they start beating, it as if they are punching a wall – they beat with their hands, right and left, and sometimes use their feet. Brother, it is a human being you are beating. This is forbidden. He must not do this."

    That had me just shaking my head. .

    Rocket River
     
    #8 Rocket River, Nov 2, 2007
  9. weslinder

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    Aren't there explicit instructions in the Koran about what is and is not acceptable for corporal punishment of your wife? Google brings up more questions than answers.
     
    #9 weslinder, Nov 2, 2007
  10. pirc1

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    rule of thumb, duh.
     
    #10 pirc1, Nov 2, 2007
  11. JuanValdez

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    Is he being translated? It seems like "hit" would be the more appropriate word than "beat" in every instance. Hitting people isn't right either, but saying "beat" just makes it sound worse than what he's talking about.

    It sounds to me he's advocating a slap on the wrist or a spanking, which is a positive message compared to beating a woman on the face and stomping her with your feet. Though, I did a double-take when he said you shouldn't hit a woman like you would hit a child.
     
    #11 JuanValdez, Nov 2, 2007
  12. lpbman

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    That got a :eek: out of me as well... ugh.

    Cesar Millan could show them how to be a pack leader w/out violence:cool:
     
    #12 lpbman, Nov 2, 2007
  13. hotballa

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    wife: you're a mess, why don't you...
    Cesar: SHH!
    wife: why are you always up at night..
    Cesar: SHH!
    wife: And your friend, he's always at home...
    Cesar: SHH!

    Cesar: See how she responds to you, you have to make her feel the alpha dog energy. But you cant have tense O.J. energy, she'll feel that and get tense also, and you don't want that, see Lorena Bobbit? Her husband had tense energy. So next time you see her looking at you, don't take any chances, just say SHH! When you're going out for a walk, if you see her start walking towards a store, just kick her with your inside leg, not hard enough to hurt, but just so she'll know to walk on.

    We'll discuss collars and leashes on the next show.
     
    #13 hotballa, Nov 2, 2007
  14. lpbman

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    LOL! Spot on, amigo!
     
    #14 lpbman, Nov 2, 2007
  15. Mr. Clutch

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    I don't see what's wrong? :confused:

    Bible says women must obey their husbands.
     
    #15 Mr. Clutch, Nov 2, 2007
  16. Rocket River

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    True

    It is not necessarily a Muslem thing
    or rather some other orgs had similar things going on

    Rocket River
     
    #16 Rocket River, Nov 2, 2007
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