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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by reallyBaked, Jul 10, 2003.

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  1. reallyBaked

    reallyBaked Member

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    Doctors Pull Fork Out of Bugged Woman
    Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!


    JERUSALEM (Reuters) - There was an Israeli woman who swallowed a flying bug, which wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.

    She swallowed a fork, trying to catch the bug that flew into her mouth while she was cleaning her house.

    Doctors in Poriah Hospital in northern Israel performed emergency surgery and removed the fork, the Yedioth Ahronoth newspaper reported on Thursday, showing an X-ray of the utensil lodged in her throat. The insect had already been digested.

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    ok lets picture this...the woman is busy cleaning her house, dusting selves, vacuuming the carpet....maybe she is singing along to the stereo which is playing the latest Justin Timberlake song...and FLOUP in goes a fly into her mouth. I think all of us would naturally grab the nearest FORK and jab it down our throats to get the lil intruder....who knew that was the wrong thing to do?
     
    #1 reallyBaked, Jul 10, 2003
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    Heh. What an idiot! Everybody knows you're supposed to swallow Raid in that situation! ;)
     
    #2 AntiSonic, Jul 10, 2003
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    There was an old woman who swallowed a fly,
    I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
    Perhaps she'll die.
    There was an old woman who swallowed a spider,
    That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
    I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
    Perhaps she'll die.

    There was an old woman who swallowed a bird,
    How absurd! to swallow a bird,
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
    That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
    I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
    Perhaps she'll die.

    There was an old woman who swallowed a cat,
    Imagine that! to swallow a cat,
    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
    That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
    I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
    Perhaps she'll die.

    There was an old woman who swallowed a dog,
    What a hog! to swallow a dog,
    She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
    That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
    I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
    Perhaps she'll die.

    There was an old woman who swallowed a goat,
    Just opened her throat! to swallow a goat,
    She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
    She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
    That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
    I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
    Perhaps she'll die.

    There was an old woman who swallowed a cow,
    I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
    She swallowed the cow to catch the goat,
    She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
    She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
    That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
    I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
    Perhaps she'll die.

    There was an old woman who swallowed a horse,
    She's dead—of course!
     
    #3 arkoe, Jul 10, 2003
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