[Ewww] Player poops in a soccer game

This is good. It was sort of like all the opponents letting Magic drive to the basket at will after his "announcement."

 

I was in a cross-country race in HS when at about the 2mi mark I smelled something bad, gagging me. Dude 10yrd ahead of me had **** all down the back of both legs. I never passed someone in a race so fast in my life.

To this day, I still don't understand why the kid finished the race; He should have quit for no other reason than how all his buddies must have gave him the business for the rest of his entire HS existence. The race was at a park after season. Toilets were locked (except for our team, the host with the key--haha). He actually ran from the finish to the lake to wash off, with his teammates confused and laughing.

 

I'll just be a grumpy bear and say this never actually happened. Also, not sure 19-year-old public knowledge still requires such "discretion."

 

I guess you learn something new everyday.

 

Dude, if I know you have something I might catch while playing basketball... I ain't gonna play against you. Shoot, doctors tell players not to play with the FLU and they still play. I mean, WTF, Olympic committee?

 

Then you're not getting paid millions of dollars to do it or are just a big pussssshover.

 

I-don't-want-to-possibly-contract-a-virus-that-could-kill-me-unless-I-can-pay-thousands-for-treatment is being a pusssssh-over?

 

Makes sense that GlenRice would post it

 

What a nasty Mofo.

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I wonder why, say, Aaron Brooks doesn't smear himself with poop before every game.

 

Because in basketball, you're constantly brushing up against people. It's more unsanitary in comparison to football. I mean the "REAL" football, amigo.

 

I totally agree.
signed,

 

Air Bud is a bad influence.

 

"Real" football players don't **** on themselves.

 

I know, right?

 

How do we know he was pooping on the floor? I did not see any doo-doo on the soccer pitch. I think he is just making up that story all these years later in an attempt to be relevant.

 

Same here. I need some proof.

 

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WTF is that, look at his face :grin:

 

True story, when Karl Malone pooped himself while playing soccer in the rain, the poop went to wipe Karl Malone off in the wet grass.