Email the MOOCH! Here'll be my message to him: Dear Mooch, I love you and your afro man!!! But one thing I (and most die-hard Rockets fans) don't like is your dribbling dribbling and dribbling. Please do us a favor and move the ball more. Puh-leeeeeeease! What would you write him!
Subject:Good Health & H-Town gives Mad Love! Yeah I'd be suprised if you got this far into the letter Mooch (What did you get like 20,000 emails?!), but if you did. Well, I just wish you good health all season, be sure and eat right and stay in a healthy & happy frame of mind. Oh yeah, don't forget the city of Houston is proud to have you on our team! You get MAAAAAAAD love from all the people of Houston! Enjoy living in H-Town! Late! Mr.O
To avoid hurting the Mooch's feelings, I will refrain until they got off their losing streak. If I wrote now I'd ask: Mooch, why are ya'll sucking so hard right now?
