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Does milk make me fart?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by vaioavan63, Dec 12, 2010.

  1. vaioavan63

    vaioavan63 Member

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    I ate two bowls of cereal this morning and within an hour I started farting like a mule and it's really bad, like every 5 minutes I gotta rip one. Not kidding, it gets very annoying. And it's not just today. There's been other days when I will have a glass of milk with bread in the morning and I will fart for the rest of the day.
     
  2. RoxSqaud

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    Lactose intolerance, probably. The beginning stages at least.
     
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    You have to test it.

    Tomorrow morning, have a big bowl of beans followed by a big glass of cold milk. This is how you can know if you're lactose intolerant. Trust me.
     
  6. s land balla

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    Does the same happen to you after four bowls of cereal, instead of two? :)
     
  7. AroundTheWorld

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    If you are Asian, it's pretty likely that you are lactose intolerant.

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    Global map of lactose intolerance frequencies.
     
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    Haha, I'm not sure...the symptoms are there sometimes :cool:, but I can't really trace it to milk or anything, never paid much attention. So I don't know which half came through there.
     
  9. s land balla

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    Haha, I had to edit my math there.
     
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    Looks like you need to visit the doctor on the aysapp.
     
  11. vaioavan63

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    Mexican.
     
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    Does the same to me.
     
  13. AroundTheWorld

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    Looking at the map above, there seems to be a 50 % chance then...
     
  14. LCII

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    Here's a question. When I drink plain milk nothing happens to my stomach. However if I drink chocolate milk, I almost always get stomach discomfort followed by runny poop. Is chocolate milk somehow different from regular milk?
     
  15. SwoLy-D

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    Happens to me, too. Mexican here. :(

    I don't care. I tear Pizza up like a mother trucker. :eek:

    Experiment with Pizza, Quesadillas, cheese sticks, etc.

    Then, experiment with a full glass of milk. Time yourself. It's not "lactose intolerance", it's just a production of gas without lactic products.

    Then, try "Lactaid" or "Lactase." :cool:
     
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    I'm Asian. Thank God I'm not lactose intolerant though. I'd go crazy without milk.
     
  17. DonnyMost

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    Dairy farts ftw (ftl really :\)
     

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