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Butt Wiping

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Nice Rollin, Apr 17, 2008.

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How do you wipe your butt?

  1. While sitting

    100 vote(s)
    64.5%

  2. Standing

    44 vote(s)
    28.4%

  3. Front to back

    85 vote(s)
    54.8%

  4. Back to front

    43 vote(s)
    27.7%
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  1. Nice Rollin

    Nice Rollin Member

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    so i just found out my friend sits down while wiping his butt....and also wipes back to front

    i thought there was only one way to wipe your ass. standing up and wiping
    front to back
     
    #1 Nice Rollin, Apr 17, 2008
  2. RunninRaven

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    There was an EXTENSIVE discussion about this here once before...I'll see if I can find the thread.
     
    #2 RunninRaven, Apr 17, 2008
  3. Nice Rollin

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    i thought that was about perfect dumps?
     
    #3 Nice Rollin, Apr 17, 2008
  4. RunninRaven

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    #4 RunninRaven, Apr 17, 2008
  5. Yaozer

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    Wipe? who wipes nowadays? I just spray some air fresheners on it..
     
    #5 Yaozer, Apr 17, 2008
  6. Nice Rollin

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    #6 Nice Rollin, Apr 17, 2008
  7. kaleidosky

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    I don't understand standing up. My guess would be that the stand-uppers also are the ones with skid marks on their clothes. I mean how can you get full coverage?
     
    #7 kaleidosky, Apr 17, 2008
  8. RunninRaven

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    I prefer to use the 3 seashells. Buncha savages.
     
    #8 RunninRaven, Apr 17, 2008
  9. mlwoo

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    I'm exactly like your friend. Standing up is weird.
     
    #9 mlwoo, Apr 17, 2008
  10. Yaozer

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    Sitting down is the way to go. then wipe with some jelafied ;)
     
    #10 Yaozer, Apr 17, 2008
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    #11 ima_drummer2k, Apr 17, 2008
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    Don't call me a savage! I'll murder death kill ya! :D
     
    #12 count_dough-ku, Apr 17, 2008
  13. ico4498

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    while sitting, back to front, with a reverse front to back test for residue.
     
    #13 ico4498, Apr 17, 2008
  14. The Hunted

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    Booger flicking, yay or nay?
     
    #14 The Hunted, Apr 17, 2008
  15. meggoleggo

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    Well, this one isn't so much of a duplicate, as a follow-up.... It introduces a related question of front-back directionality (is that even a word?). :D
     
    #15 meggoleggo, Apr 17, 2008
  16. meggoleggo

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    Start your own poll thread. Don't hijack this gem!
     
    #16 meggoleggo, Apr 17, 2008
  17. Hippieloser

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    I wiped standing up all my life until the last thread on this topic, whereupon I switched to sitting down.
     
    #17 Hippieloser, Apr 17, 2008
  18. Royals Ego

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    Its not sit or stand, its which butt cheek do you lean on...

    I always shift my weigh to my left cheek, slip my hand in under the right cheek, and wipe, front to back of course.
     
    #18 Royals Ego, Apr 17, 2008
  19. Jeremiah

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    I remember having this conversation with some guys in my office several years ago. It's pretty suprising how many guys stand to wipe.
     
    #19 Jeremiah, Apr 17, 2008
  20. Lynus302

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    This is correct. How in the hell do you wipe your ass while standing up??!?
     
    #20 Lynus302, Apr 17, 2008
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