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Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Is his middle name Pedro?
SLOW Sunday morning.
.182!!! A point over Jerry Grote's .181 in 1964 (in exactly 100 games, no less)!!
But if Machete can pull that average up 4 points by season's end...
A blandly stated, "Game 6." shuts any Arlington fan up immediately. Joey Bats ridiculous bat flip is right up there. Bleeding Nolan rounds out...
In 2017, while the City of Houston was drowning in the wake of Hurricane Harvey, the Astros asked the Rangers to switch home and home series with...
I live in North Texas and a lot people were like, "Jeez, why so serious?!" when I called worthless POS GM Daniels a worthless POS. Of course,...
Except that it did.
Didn't field it cleanly.
This take aged poorly...and quickly.
Hittin' balls on his day off even.
PRO FEH SHU NAL HIT TER
He's baaaaaaaaack!
Ken Houston and Steve Largent just walked in.
I assume you've heard the infamous "Manager's Corner" tape...
Yeah, I read that as well and was wondering EXACTLY what what we were supposed to be outraged about. Having him hanging out on the sideline...
And their stupid, fat, thug fans. (Audio NSFW) [MEDIA]
I LOVE knowing that Ol' Yella Teeth is actually depressed right now because he won't be taking the Governor's Cup back to Star in Sh!tsco.
Future Hall of Famer Taylor Jones!
