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The SNAKE tempted s-t-EVE. It's all in the Bible.
Okay, this is getting freaky. I signed up for Gematria 101. This is Advanced Witchcraft. Lock this thread. Burn down the servers. Hang the...
Tonight, the standings gap between Rockets and Warriors gets bigger than the gap between San Francisco and Oakland. Ain't no bridge long enough...
Or Matthew Dellavedova -- had one great playoff run and then cashed out all his chips in free agency, never to be heard from again.
Should have a been a Warriors' fan. Those assholes are obnoxious. Half of them just learned basketball in the last 3 years.
Harden be fisting too many hoes.
1st time in 10 years... I read Clutchfans daily and almost religiously. I joined in 2006 during peak T-Mac & Yao years, but this is the most...
The Zebras. Led by D'Antoni's brother from another mother... TONY BROTHERS. [IMG]
I will eat migas for breakfast today... ... because I come from hunger belly. The Gematria is perfect. I use 3 corn tortillas with 3 eggs and...
We finally broke the 3PT attempt record. Morey just orgasmed!
Chris Paul is playing 2K on the floor with these scrubs.
PAUL IS BOWLING GREEN.
D'Antoni saving his like new barely used timeouts to donate to Pops after the game. Times are tough in Churro City.
Adam Silver better step in and put an end to Pops timeout abuse. Time Constraint Reasons.
Pops just holding tryouts for Kawhi's replacement. So far Davis Bertans is leading the way.
These refs tryin to point shave.
New narrative: Harden is riding the coattail of a HOF Point God while Durant has to carry a team every night with 2nd rounders like Draymond and...
Don't forget the jumbo coconut shrimp! @Mathrocker
Nobody in the media talks about just how good Myles Turner has turned to be. He's only 21 years old and is already projecting as a future...
Cupcake Snake's legacy keeps on taking hits with each passing day. His stupid Uber interview about the "top two in the world" must be revised....
