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    Rockets trade for Hornets guard Kirk Snyder

    Rockets Dynasty -- on your posts, I read between the lines every time. There's no way to avoid it.
    Post by: Rasselas, Jul 17, 2006 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    Rockets trade for Hornets guard Kirk Snyder

    Terrific post. This articulates my feelings perfectly. It's funny. Before the Rudy Gay hoopla, back in the era of the great "Reddick, Carney,...
    Post by: Rasselas, Jul 17, 2006 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    Trade: Rudy Gay AND Stro Swift for Shane Battier?

    Heh -- how funny would it be if, just to torment us, Clutch left this Sticked for the duration of Rudy Gay's 12-year, All-Star career.
    Post by: Rasselas, Jul 14, 2006 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    Rudy Gays pro debut, July 13th, Long Beach, CA

    Reason #375 I'm going to hell. I'll only be happy with this trade if one thing happens: Rudy Gay gets hit by a bus.
    Post by: Rasselas, Jul 14, 2006 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    Yo, what about Grant Hill?

    No go. We'd have to spend too much on Kleenex to wipe down tinman's keyboard and monitor.
    Post by: Rasselas, Jul 13, 2006 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    Rudy Gays pro debut, July 13th, Long Beach, CA

    I respect whatever decision Clutch and the mods make. But I think this is fair game. Like it or not, sick of it or not, the Rudy Gay trade...
    Post by: Rasselas, Jul 13, 2006 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    The "Welcome Shane" thread

    lol. When did he let us down the first time?
    Post by: Rasselas, Jul 13, 2006 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    The "Welcome Shane" thread

    Welcome, Shane. If you have any tips on how to maintain such a youthful, virile hairline, please drop me a line. Your agent isn't doing his...
    Post by: Rasselas, Jul 13, 2006 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    Nihilist or Sycophant?

    Not to nitpick.... But doesn't nihilism mean, basically, the deep, pervasive skepticism that things don't really exist? And isn't a sycophant...
    Post by: Rasselas, Jul 13, 2006 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    You know that your offseason blows when...

    168. When you're at the bar, drinking and laughing and having a good time, and your friends will say "Rudy Gay!" just to mess with you and kill...
    Post by: Rasselas, Jul 13, 2006 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    [Chron] Sura returns to practice for Rockets

    I miss his scent. I miss his musk.
    Post by: Rasselas, Jul 13, 2006 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    You know that your offseason blows when...

    60. When you'd be afraid, very afraid, for your GM in a poker game with Isiah Thomas.
    Post by: Rasselas, Jul 11, 2006 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    You know that your offseason blows when...

    41. When there are more threads on Shane Battier and Mike James than Yao Ming and Tracy McGrady.
    Post by: Rasselas, Jul 11, 2006 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    MIKE JAMES EMAIL CAMPAIGN

    Yes. This can't fail. If there's one thing that will convince Mike James to join the Rockets, it's hundreds of messages in his Spam folder.
    Post by: Rasselas, Jul 11, 2006 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    You know that your offseason blows when...

    Nice thread. How about we count 'em off, as the OP might have suggested, and keeping with the format of the legendary "you might be a rockets fan...
    Post by: Rasselas, Jul 11, 2006 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    [ESPN]- The Untouchables, T-Mac 13th, Yao 4th

    Rockets Dynasty. Here's my big question for you. Who's more untradeable: Yao? or Redick?
    Post by: Rasselas, Jul 10, 2006 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    Summer League Game 2

    Premature or not, hyperbole or not, over-eager or not... this helps take the sting out of Gay-Day. For me, losing Rudy Gay was more than just...
    Post by: Rasselas, Jul 7, 2006 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    [ESPN]- The Untouchables, T-Mac 13th, Yao 4th

    Anyone else notice that Bill Simmons just started getting more and more "real estate" over at ESPN? Now he has his own photo, with "Bill Simmons"...
    Post by: Rasselas, Jul 7, 2006 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    Trade: Rudy Gay AND Stro Swift for Shane Battier?

    Nice post. These points have been made before, maybe, but you articulated them quite nicely. The trade is astonishingly short-sighted. It's a...
    Post by: Rasselas, Jul 6, 2006 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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    [ESPN] JVG at Mike James house

    I'm okay with this, as long as two conditions are met: 1. It's not a guaranteed 5 years. 2. His contract has a "negative incentive"...
    Post by: Rasselas, Jul 1, 2006 in forum: Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves
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