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crispee's optimism is gay.
[For some really good inside dope and analysis, go straight to oeilpere's post below.] Drewdog raised this very good question in another...
W T Y S.
How can I put this graciously? We (JAG, Gater, et al) Told You So. Next WTYS topic: Moochie Norris. At least Matt Maloney played within...
Bolero is a college makeout classic. You walk down the hall, you hear Bolero playing in somebody's room, you know what's going on. I'll put in...
I would like to see a cad-off between crispee and Achebe.
Ah, hotness. Let me pass along the best advice a friend ever game me about love. I had a psycho sort-of-but-not-entirely-ex-girlfriend once....
I second mr oily. The bad news is, you won't get anywhere with this girl until she finds the courage to order the psycho ex-boyfriend out of her...
Hurry before their jilted creditors seize the stadium and change it to "Enron Fled."
The night after they file for bankruptcy protection, a few of you should sneak into Enron Field and switch the 'e' and 'l'.
Wow. Joe Smith. Matt Brown. I'm never going to forget those names.
As the official BBS game-tanking cheerleader, let me step in to point out that tanking in the NFL isn't nearly as effective as tanking in the NBA,...
1) bench 2) Prozac 3) Jesus
In addition to the above advice about restraining orders: 1. Nothing will happen to solve this situation unless the victim has decided to get...
Half the posts on the first page of this thread were written by the thread starter. Many of them are gratuitously back-to-back. The tactic is...
Welcome back, Anti! You did miss a lot while you were gone. First of all, Kagy finally came out. We've all agreed not to talk about it. Also,...
The Taliban is smarter than I thought. If this dude were a CIA operative, I can't think of a better way to grease his way into Afghanistan than to...
If no one else here will nominate "Crying Game," I will.
I can make a wide variety of frighteningly realistic disgusting noises with my hands: compression (farting), separation/intake (kissing), and a...
He came in during garbage time (Warriors on top) and played a couple of minutes. Not much action. His face was impassive, and he mostly walked up...
