Someone posted this before, but I couldn't find the thread. Check it out, theres some interesting and funny stuff on there including an Alonzo Mourning kidney watch and a Brian Grant achilles watch. http://www.standupsports.com/heatsuck/index.shtml ------------------ "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." -- Barbara Bush
that is sick. the pat riley thing is funny though, but they need to back off Zo. ------------------ http://www.democrats.com
I used the Riley trade-o-matic to see what he'd give us for Olajuwon. This is what we'd get: Harold Miner, a future second-round pick, and an old Jamal Wilkes jersey. ------------------ RealGM Rockets Draft Obligations Summary Gafford Art Artisan
hey i got keith askins, a second round pick, and a 6 pack of zima ------------------ http://www.democrats.com
I used the trade-O-matic too, and guess what? Mobley and C-Webb are worth the exact same amount. ------------------ stop posting my damn signature
I got Harold Miner, a conditional first round pick in 2007 an 12 ski-ball tokens for Will Perdue. I robbed you Pat. ------------------ The Rockets will be the NBA champions. Believe.
The rockets should sign me so they could trade me to the heat for: Khalid Reeves, a future second-round pick, and 12 ski ball tokens or Kenny "Sky" Walker, a conditional first-round pick in 2007, and a brand new Chutes-n-Ladders board game or even Keith Askins, a future second-round pick, and the Tae-Bo tapes ------------------
Hey...I found a deal in the trade-o-matic that Pat is getting robbed in... Serge Zwikker for: Keith Askins, undisclosed cash, and a high school player-to-be-named. I'd do that trade w/ out looking back. ------------------ "Steve is good. Steve is real good." -- Cleveland's rookie point guard Andre Miller on Rocket rookie point Steve Francis
COOL! I'm worth Voshon Lenard, a conditional first-round pick in 2007, and a high school player-to-be-named! Not too bad for never playing professional basketball! ------------------ "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." -- Barbara Bush
I traded Pat Riley back to himself & he gave me Brad Sellers, an undisclosed amount of cash, & a future high schooler. I wonder if the CBA has a clause that deals with that kind of transaction. ------------------ [This message has been edited by Hottoddie (edited February 01, 2001).]
That site is great!!! As a long-time hater of the Miami Heat, I thoroughly enjoyed Alonzo Mourning being referred to as a "blindfolded Kelly Tripucka" (or something like that). Classic. ------------------ Jazzkiller
Pat Riley Trade-o-Matic RESULTS For a big bag of doo doo, Pat will give you: Khalid Reeves, a conditional first-round pick in 2007, and a brand new Chutes-n-Ladders board game. Doesn't say much for Reeves does it? ------------------
Boy....whoever made that page sure does DESPISE the Heat. A very sick individual though. Hating a team is one thing, but wishing a player to aggravate his injury is sick! unless it was John Stockton.......or Malone J/K! ------------------ Dream Rejects Every Attempt Made
I laughed at some of it but wanting Zo and Brian injured is just wrong. Without Grant who would play pf for my fantasy teams. ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams fan club. Web site coming soon atheistalliance.org [This message has been edited by DEANBCURTIS (edited February 02, 2001).]
We hate the Miami Heat, and after enduring a summer where they traded away all of their deadweight in exchange for two All-Star caliber players, we think it's time for payback. So, we ask that our readers join us in wishing Alonzo Mourning just enough kidney malfunction to prevent him from playing basketball ever again. So, please focus on the image to the right. Stare at Zo's kidneys and unleash your negative energy. Maybe you're mad at your wife, or upset that someone cut you off in traffic. No matter. Channel your angst at those kidneys and hope for a Mourning-less Miami Heat forevermore. Whoever put that page together about Zo is a sick piece of garbage. . . ------------------ Dream a deadly Dream. . .
