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Thoughts on Jade Helm

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by K-Low_4_Prez, Jul 5, 2015.

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  1. Buck Turgidson

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    On what planet does this equal the english language? Pluto?
     
  2. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    Texas?
     
  3. Buck Turgidson

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    "My hat blew off, Daddy."

    "I hope your goddam head was in it."

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  4. Ottomaton

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    They were all set to go to North Korea to train at pacifying North Koreans, but at the last minute, Kim Jong Un called to tell them he had already made other plans to go to a movie with Khamenei that he totally forgot about.
     
  5. DonnyMost

    DonnyMost be kind. be brave.
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    *Bush Presidency*

    Support our troops!!!1

    *Obama presidency*

    Report our troops!!! 1
     
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    It's happening, I don't see any tanks in Houston yet

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  7. False

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    That's because our state government shed light on what Obama was going to do. The enemy of tyranny is not freedom - it is transparency! :p
     
  8. Buck Turgidson

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    At one of the public forums in Bastrop a couple of months ago, someone actually asked the Special Forces Colonel who is running the exercise if ISIS troops were going to be involved.
     
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    On a Kingwood bbs I sometimes visit, they are saying there are several Walmarts that are closed for "plumbing issues" implying that these Walmarts will be used to house weapons and POWs for Obama's eventual invasion of Texas.

    I think Clark W. Griswold summed it up best when he said...

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  10. Rashmon

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    I'm in the Bastrop area and there are rumors that some parts of the town have been blacked out. No electricity, phone service, or internet service.

    Troops are moving door to door and
     
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    Jade Helm is a decent buy early on, but you'll want to get a less brittle armor set like Black Iron eventually.
     
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    Has FEMA inventoried your canned goods? Quick, hide your guns and your spam!!

    LOL... :rolleyes:
     
  14. Rashmon

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    Yes, they did. Here they are with my spam...

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    How did you know? Are you part of the invasion?
     
  15. eric.81

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    Shhhh...
     
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    I just walked out of the Walmart that was closed in Livingston, Tx and you won't believe what I saw... Guys inside working on the floor. I guess they're bringing the military equipment in later.
     
  17. Buck Turgidson

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    Word from the "watchers", the civilian overseers that we all needed, the word is literally "nothing to see".
     
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    The one where you see all six Alamo films before 5th grade? Subjects and predicates lined up good on my end.
     
  19. Dairy Ashford

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    See, the problem with the accent is that very few outsiders can tell if you're joking.
     
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