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Chandler Parsons Isn't Looking So Good These Days, You Guys

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by DrNuegebauer, Jul 15, 2014.

  1. Spacemoth

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    My friend sat behind Parsons at an Astros game once and said that he was a complete tool. Would not stop texting multiple chicks back and forth, and this was while he was still going steady with his longterm girlfriend.

    Now that we're the dumped chick, I can sympathize with his ex. We both had the similar realization too late. Chandler Parsons is going to have a long, promiscuous, and ultimately unfulfilling NBA career.
     
  2. Jet036

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    You'd look bad too if you had bruising all over your face. What happened to him?
     
  3. ttdestroyer

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    Why are you so butthurt over Parsons? This is the NBA, its a business. Rockets decline to sign for 965k end of story. They were going for Bosh.

    They got Ariza. Game on!
     
  4. RedRedemption

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    Clutchfans continue to fail to learn.
    We have jinxed ourselves out of every potential good possible thing this offseason.
     
  5. RedRedemption

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    Its called Photoshop... LOL.
     
  6. ashiin

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  7. Remii

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    You ladies need to calm down.
     
  8. Sen89

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    Remember when Parsons had severe acne in his rookie year?


    Can't seem to find any pics from then, though.
     
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    Keep this up and this fanbase will be known as the worst ever. Getting so butthurt because of a player... freaking dramaqueens. You guys look like the crazy ex-girlfriend who has lost their boyfriend to another girl.
     
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    Disguised Steven Franchise thread
     
  11. iNoseBleedRed

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    How do I go about making a reservation?
     
  12. roksoer

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    We lost our only player with actual bball iq, instead of him we now have a bball r****d, man this next season is gonna be frustrating to watch, unless we have some behind the scenes coaching
     
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  14. dram1

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    looks like a breakout of the herp!
     
  15. tycoonchip

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    This team has regressed so badly.
     

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