Andrew Bynum out indefinitely AGAIN!

There goes the Pacers' season. Tank time.

 

He was a filthy scumbag who almost ended the careers of NBA players with dirty play. I'm glad Karma came back to him.

 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Andrew Bynum will miss the remainder of the playoffs and will not be with the team, the <a href="https://twitter.com/Pacers">@Pacers</a> announced. <a href="http://t.co/DwwmUO4E8p">http://t.co/DwwmUO4E8p</a></p>&mdash; Scott Agness (@ScottAgness) <a href="https://twitter.com/ScottAgness/statuses/464069024079286272">May 7, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Well, he's got a higher PER than Hibbert does, doesn't he? Isn't Hibbert a negative.

 

Andrew Bynum be like, "I'm tall, people keep paying me millions while I sulk away." Life is good!

 

That's probably fairly accurate. Bynum never liked basketball that much in the first place. He was probably really tall as a kid so people kept on telling him to focus on basketball and he could make a lot of money one day, which he did.

 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Bynum told Vogel that he didn't want to travel to Game 6 in Atlanta, and coach OK'd that. Bynum met with Bird and decided to move along.</p>&mdash; Scott Agness (@ScottAgness) <a href="https://twitter.com/ScottAgness/statuses/464153901562753025">May 7, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Vogel in response to whether Bynum hurt anyone's feelings or created any issues: &quot;No, Andrew is a good dude. He fit in well here.&quot;</p>&mdash; Scott Agness (@ScottAgness) <a href="https://twitter.com/ScottAgness/statuses/464154477042225152">May 7, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Long Live Andrew Bynum

 

Swa this on reddit and it blew my mind:

Since Bynum was traded from the Lakers, he has played in 29 games in 2 seasons, on 4 teams and made ~$30million

http://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/24yq6p/since_andrew_bynum_was_traded_from_the_los/

 

Andrew Bynum will go down as the biggest troll the NBA has ever seen. Act like you care even a little at the start of your career, win a championship, earn millions, be tall, get bad hair cuts, act like you care again, and just wait who else thinks they can give you another 2 or 3 million because now you'll play for cheap.

 

please stop giving this guy contracts

 

Bynum absence is helping the pacers. Did I mention he was cancerous

 

Financial wizard!

 

And probably broke within 2 years.

 

So sad that people just waste their talent like this.

 

Probably! But then he just signs with another team! b00m! Profit!

 

AB's destined to be Zen'd at the minimum and, like Phoenix, or Phoenix' med staff, rise again to Zenglorious heights.

 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Andrew Bynum wants to play for the Lakers <a href="http://t.co/n0rURmfk5m">http://t.co/n0rURmfk5m</a></p>&mdash; Kurt Helin (@basketballtalk) <a href="https://twitter.com/basketballtalk/statuses/474560048891301888">June 5, 2014</a></blockquote>
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A pretty spectacular $56,471 per minute played.

^Translation: he hasn't rediscovered a love of basketball, he just hopes someone will pay him to live in L.A.?

 

Why not? I mean, they aren't going anywhere any time soon and no one worth a damn wants to head there till they get rid of Kobe so they might as well bring him back.