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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by paulftsk, Dec 18, 2013.

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  1. paulftsk

    paulftsk Member

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    My intramural record at UH speaks for itself. Before I went down with a torn acl (which I still played on and won corec football), I was unstoppable. Intramural championships were easier than picking leaves off a tree. Easier than pouring water into my mouth.

    Here's a list of sports that I played (and won) and the positions that I dominated:

    Flag football: Quarterback
    Basketball: Point guard/shooting guard
    Volleyball: Setter/back row
    Soccer: Forward
    Ping Pong
    Tennis

    I have pictures on my computer at home, but I'm out drinking and partying right now. This is an open invite for anyone who wants to challenge me for the crown.
     
    #1 paulftsk, Dec 18, 2013
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  2. ScolaIsBallin

    ScolaIsBallin Member

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    You're out partying at 6:50 on a Wednesday?
    [​IMG]
     
    #2 ScolaIsBallin, Dec 18, 2013
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  3. GanjaRocket

    GanjaRocket Member

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    I bet theres at least *one* pro athlete that has an account on Clutchfans.
     
    #3 GanjaRocket, Dec 18, 2013
  4. ScolaIsBallin

    ScolaIsBallin Member

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    Ron Artest has an account.
     
    #4 ScolaIsBallin, Dec 18, 2013
  5. Panda23

    Panda23 Member

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    182cm height
    183cm wingspan
    104kgs
    11.8 100m

    1v1meIRL

    LOL
     
    #5 Panda23, Dec 18, 2013
  6. paulftsk

    paulftsk Member

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    When and where? Bring a video camera.
     
    #6 paulftsk, Dec 18, 2013
  7. Panda23

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    is this the part where we cuddle?
     
    #7 Panda23, Dec 18, 2013
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  8. apollo33

    apollo33 Member

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    **** who was that poster that was like 5'11 that could dunk, he used to post a lot here and has videos of him playing with other clutchfans.

    damn his name is tip of my tongue but i dont remmeber
     
    #8 apollo33, Dec 18, 2013
  9. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    ...I went down with a torn acl
    _____

    At least you went out in your prime.
     
    #9 KingCheetah, Dec 18, 2013
  10. T4Buckets

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    <iframe width="640" height="390" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/guQ34dfDtD8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #10 T4Buckets, Dec 18, 2013
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  11. DreamShook

    DreamShook Member

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    I always enjoy reading paulftsk's threads.
     
    #11 DreamShook, Dec 18, 2013
  12. Mr. Brightside

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    That was ClutchCityReturns. He was the best athlete on this board until paulftsk showed up and Ron Artest went full r****d.
     
    #12 Mr. Brightside, Dec 18, 2013
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  13. apollo33

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    yesyesyes CCR, he had mad maaaad hops
     
    #13 apollo33, Dec 18, 2013
  14. Jmcballer88

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    bro id ball you up
     
    #14 Jmcballer88, Dec 18, 2013
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    Kam Member

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    Tennis.

    FOB game.


    Plus, I rather roll with Clutchcityreturns as best athlete.

    He could shoot, dunk, play quarterback, and doesn't act like typical fob.
     
    #15 Kam, Dec 18, 2013
  16. fallenphoenix

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    you're not talking about me, but i'm 5'11" and could dunk in HS
     
    #16 fallenphoenix, Dec 18, 2013
  17. RocketsRed14

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    Lol, he looked at the camera like that was something amazing never been done before. Was that paulftsk??
     
    #17 RocketsRed14, Dec 18, 2013
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    napalm06 Huge Flopping Fan

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    So - you tore up U of H intramurals. I doubt you could even do anything at Rice intramurals.
     
    #18 napalm06, Dec 18, 2013
  19. RedDynasty

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    I'm 6'9, 250lbs, and I play in the NBA, NFL, and MLB.

    So, I don't about you, but it sounds to me like I am the best athlete on ClutchFans.

    Sorry Paul.
     
    #19 RedDynasty, Dec 18, 2013
  20. Dave_78

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    Good to see someone developing a completely worthless skill.
     
    #20 Dave_78, Dec 18, 2013
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