Preferred public restroom to do bidness in.

At your mother's.

 

I used to dig Barnes and Noble.

 

Reminds me of the time a 97 year old came into the hospital because his family thought he was having a stroke. He thought they were bringing him in so they could take a dump. During his whole twenty minute workup, he complained that he needed to take a dump.

Probably one of the oddest, yet funniest situations I've seen. I've never seen a 97 year old wvk knew more euphemisms for a number two...

 

Place to do "bidness" in?

 

Mall restrooms ftw imo.

Lots of stalls and relatively quiet during the weekdays.

 

i can't even pee in a public rest room. I once held it on a first date watching wedding crashers, the most uncomfortable date ever.

 

Senior year of college, a few buddies and I rented a Road-Rules style RV to road trip it to U of Tennessee for an away football game. Loaded it up with 2 kegs and a poker table. DD got tired so we stopped in Atlanta for the night. Ended up getting to Knoxville the next morning, and everyone had the hungover beer ****s. Found a semi-decent hotel (I think it was a Hilton or something) so 3 of us sprinted for the bathroom. They only had 2 stalls . I was about to crap myself so I tried the womens room. Cleaning lady was cleaning . Went back to the mens room, and deuced the urinal with possibly the biggest, nastiest deuce I've ever dropped. Wiped with hand towels in the bathroom and got the F out of there. Sitting in the RV, see my buddies walking back and they both looked like they had just seen a ghost. I still laugh when I think about this story. Go Gators. F*** the Vols.

 

HEB's usually have the best public restrooms. They always have seat covers.

 

Buc-ee's has the cleanest.

Fun fact: I've worked at two different locations and had to clean those toilets. One location was so busy that as soon as I finished all the toilets I would have to start over again. Nonstop for my entire shift.

Not fun fact: people rarely **** in the toilet, so I often had to clean it out of the trash can or smeared on the walls.

You want your kid to get humbled? Have him get a job where he'll have to clean public toilets.

 

Hotel lobby bathrooms. Best kept secret among travelers to drop a deuce. Rarely used so always clean and private.

Edit: unless you follow el gnomo.

 

I voted Starbucks.

 

How in the **** are these people allowed to exist?

 

Awesome.

 

Target's are usually pretty decent from my experience. Fitting to their name.

 

don't use the one at the El Expreso Mexican bus terminal on Main

 

Specs. They have automated toilet cover replacers installed. At least the midtown one

 

It's a problem at professional buildings as well. Crap on the floor, pee on the floor, toilet paper has feces on it from where someone had it on their hand I guess...

Just disgusting. I never fail to be amazed by the level of filth of the average human being. I avoid public restrooms at all costs.

 

i thought this was a thread about sex.

anyway, if i had to drop a deuce, hotel lobbies are the way to go. I stopped eating chicken wings now, so i don't have this problem very often.

 

I'm seconding and thirding hotel lobbies.

 

Hotel lobbies for sure. They usual even have a side door that you can diuck out of and not have to walk back out by the front desk. I drive to Lake Charles regularly for work and always stop when needed at this one hotel in Vidor. I'm black, so not sure why I do that. I guess it's because I know my ancestors would be proud to know that thier boy regularly stops to take a **** on known racist territory. Shrug...

Kind of like that one episode of Chappelle. Lol