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Have you ever been caught having sex?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by SwoLy-D, Nov 18, 2013.

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Have you ever been caught having sex?

  1. Yes.

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  2. No.

    40 vote(s)
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  3. Ye--no... no... yes... wait, I don't know what sex means! / My name is 713

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  4. HEY! I ordered a cheeseburger!

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  1. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    Have you ever been caught sex / fluid transfer / boning / the wild mambo / the hunka chunka ? :confused:

    (name that movie - difficulty: easy)
    EDIT: DonkeyMaic guessed "Demolition Man" correctly. :cool:

    I and Mrs. SwoLy... once... but we had to tell my mother-in-law that we were almost done. :eek:
     
    #1 SwoLy-D, Nov 18, 2013
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  2. FLASH21

    FLASH21 Heart O' Champs

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    When I was younger yes.

    Usually in parking lots or neighborhoods.
     
    #2 FLASH21, Nov 18, 2013
  3. RocketRaccoon

    RocketRaccoon Contributing Member

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    Yeah, but I think her mom was more confused by what she saw! :)
     
    #3 RocketRaccoon, Nov 18, 2013
  4. rawool

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    I was only caught in a club parking lot. Security officer tapped on the window, spun his finger around as in to hurry it up. After I finished, we nodded our heads as I drove off. Good guy.
     
    #4 rawool, Nov 18, 2013
  5. DonkeyMagic

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    demolition man.

    and no
     
    #5 DonkeyMagic, Nov 18, 2013
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  6. Haymitch

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    I was 18, she was 19 or 20. I went to her house to meet the family and stayed the night.

    Her 15ish old sister walked in while I was on top, my bare ass towards her. She said something like, "Oh... uh... sorry, but hey [girl] can you-" before my ladyfriend yelled at her to get out of the room.

    When she left, we laughed and then finished the job.
     
    #6 Haymitch, Nov 18, 2013
  7. Asian Sensation

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    "Hey girl"? I didn't know you had a thing for sistas.
     
    #7 Asian Sensation, Nov 18, 2013
  8. heypartner

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    INB4 the companion thread

    "Have you ever had sex with your SO sleeping next to you"
     
    #8 heypartner, Nov 18, 2013
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  9. hairyme

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    I'm 30 and what is this?
     
    #9 hairyme, Nov 19, 2013
  10. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    Most notably in a Mitsubishi Eclipse during the Super Bowl in front of her parents house. Don't recommend, car is way too small.
     
    #10 CometsWin, Nov 19, 2013
  11. moestavern19

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    Nope, I was always a ninja.
     
    #11 moestavern19, Nov 19, 2013
  12. Jontro

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    Sex?

    Lol I don't do real life.
     
    #12 Jontro, Nov 19, 2013
  13. Grinds

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    The most popular place to get caught.
     
    #13 Grinds, Nov 19, 2013
  14. danoman

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    Yes! by a cop at the park (parking lot), lol. He didn't do anything to us because I think there were 2/3 other couples doing the same thing! true story, smh... I was like what the eff!!:eek:
     
    #14 danoman, Nov 19, 2013
  15. The Captain

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    Yep, parking when I was younger. A few times it was the landowner (out in the country), and a few times it was cops. It was a different time...would probably get sent to GitMo now.
     
    #15 The Captain, Nov 19, 2013
  16. Harrisment

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    My now mother-in-law walked in on her daughter giving me a BJ, in her youngest daughters bedroom (don't know why we were in there.) We were young....18ish.

    Good times.
     
    #16 Harrisment, Nov 19, 2013
  17. Uprising

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    Highschool.....in GF's room on school cultural trip in Hungary.
     
    #17 Uprising, Nov 19, 2013
  18. JeeberD

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    We weren't walked-in on, but my girlfriend (now wife) and I were undressed and about to get busy when the doorbell rang at my house. We ignored it, but then it got more insistent. Her parent's didn't know where I lived, but somehow tracked her down to my place and practically dragged her out. I think her mom still hates me to this day...the grandkids I've provided be damned.
     
    #18 JeeberD, Nov 19, 2013
  19. Kyakko

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    I have a pretty disgusting story:


    At a small house party, I was drunk and hooked up with this girl. We did it in one of the bedrooms and when we finished and I put my clothes back on but forgot where I put the condom. Went out to talk to people and someone laughed and pointed at feet. The condom was sticking out of the bottom of my jeans. :p
     
    #19 Kyakko, Nov 19, 2013
  20. ynelilvs99

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    Pretty sure the answer is yes
     
    #20 ynelilvs99, Nov 19, 2013
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