So how did you propose?

She proposed to me.

 

Lesb?

 

I'm assuming you're supposed to get on one knee and ask the question "Will you Marry Me?"

 

I'm latino so I just got her preggers.

 

She begged for it, I said one day but you have to be patient.

 

At Loveland Pass in CO.

 

"So, when do you want to get married"

 

preg with what, burritos?

 

On one of the Japanese bridges in Money's garden in Giverny, France.

 

She said via MSN Messenger, "I checked the immigration site for fiancee visas..."

 

must've cost you a pretty pennet.

 

lol Don't they have condoms in Mexico?

 

So she was slobbin my knob n I wuz like "Hey baby u shud do this 4ever" and that wuz pretty much how it happned.

 

What are these "condoms" you speak of? Do they sell them in Katy?

 

I kind of want to see some serious responses from the married folks.

 

Outside her mom's house. Got down on one knee, proposed. DONE. Simple. No one else needs to know this, no one else needs to see a YouTube video of it.

What, you think "latinos" only come from Mexico? We blokes come from EVERYWHERE and are everywhere! We're in Australia, taking your jobs, mate!

 

i enjoyed this.

 

This is brilliant. :grin:

 

Serious answer Took her on a trip to Asia. She thought I was going to propose at a dinner on the trip with candles and all that jazz. Instead, at different stops along the vacation, I got someone to take a photo of me holding out a handwritten sign with one word that spelled out the question. Back at home, we just go to a normal dinner at our favorite cheap sushi joint, and I told her I had some photos of the trip. The photos w the question spelled out was at the bottom of the stack with the ring.