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A stripper just broke my glasses

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by AroundTheWorld, Apr 4, 2003.

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  1. AroundTheWorld

    AroundTheWorld Member

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    Today is my last day at the Danish subsidiary of the company I work for...so they decided to do something "funny" for me and hired a stripper to come to the office and of course all the guys were around watching and everyone took pictures...she made me sit on a chair in the middle of the room and did her thing...in that situation, you don't really have much of a chance other than to "play along"...well she was a little bit wild, so she flipped off my glasses and they broke :mad:.

    Damnit...this is a crazy company...good thing I am going away :D.

    I'm afraid pictures of this will be all over the Internet soon, I just hope I don't make it on the Priceless series! :eek:
     
    #1 AroundTheWorld, Apr 4, 2003
  2. TheFreak

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    Are they hiring?
     
    #2 TheFreak, Apr 4, 2003
  3. Falcons Talon

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    WE NEED PICTURES!!!
     
    #3 Falcons Talon, Apr 4, 2003
  4. Castor27

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    Yep the RockHead rule of the BBS. No pictures means you're lying ;)
     
    #4 Castor27, Apr 4, 2003
  5. Supermac34

    Supermac34 President, Von Wafer Fan Club

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    Who the heck do you work for and how can I apply???
     
    #5 Supermac34, Apr 4, 2003
  6. A-Train

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    So...that means a position is open then?

    That sure as hell beats the cake and punch that people around here get when they leave...
     
    #6 A-Train, Apr 4, 2003
  7. Mulder

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    SJC: [​IMG]

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    stripper: [​IMG]

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    [​IMG]
     
    #7 Mulder, Apr 4, 2003
  8. AroundTheWorld

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    I have tons, but I think I would get in trouble if I post them here :D.
     
    #8 AroundTheWorld, Apr 4, 2003
  9. MoBalls

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    Yeah and the last company I was at bought me 3 strippers when I left.......pictures please;)
     
    #9 MoBalls, Apr 4, 2003
  10. AroundTheWorld

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    Oh, and y'all can apply if you are really exceptional programmers (c++, c#, javascript and some other languages I don't have a clue about - they have some of the best guys in the world here for that stuff, I don't know if you know that brainbench thingy, but a while ago, they got the best scores in the world for javascript there by a mile) and are willing to relocate to Denmark for a ridiculously low salary :).
     
    #10 AroundTheWorld, Apr 4, 2003
  11. Falcons Talon

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    That just brings a tear to my eye...
     
    #11 Falcons Talon, Apr 4, 2003
  12. AroundTheWorld

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    Okay, I will post a really blurry one later (the one where she broke my glasses, it was not with her hands or feet, so take a guess)...gotta go take a shower and get rid of all that wax she poured over me. She also almost strangled me with my belt...can you imagine how much of a laugh that was for my colleagues!
     
    #12 AroundTheWorld, Apr 4, 2003
  13. El_Conquistador

    El_Conquistador King of the D&D, The Legend, #1 Ranking

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    I spoke to the admins in private and they have given you the green light to post the pictures.
     
    #13 El_Conquistador, Apr 4, 2003
  14. Baqui99

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    Dude, that's a pretty badass work environment. The closest thing we have to chicks in my building is one very average-looking electrical engineer, in Workstation Development. It's a very sad sight to see these middle-aged engineers flirt with her on a daily basis. This chick wouldn't see the time of day outside the office.
     
    #14 Baqui99, Apr 4, 2003
  15. Chance

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    I found the picture!!! Wow...She's kinda nasty;)

    [​IMG]
     
    #15 Chance, Apr 4, 2003
  16. Falcons Talon

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    LMAO!!! Is that the stripper or the electrical engineer? :D
     
    #16 Falcons Talon, Apr 4, 2003
  17. Pole

    Pole Lies, damn lies, stats, and peer reviewed studies
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    Wow...Sinead has really let herself go.
     
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  18. MoBalls

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    Freakin Hilarious......Good one Pole!
    :D
     
    #18 MoBalls, Apr 4, 2003
  19. AroundTheWorld

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    Alright, here you go. Clutch, please take these off if you mind, I thought it's not a big deal since these are all from when she was still wearing something...not worse than all these bathing suit pictures of celebrities :).

    [​IMG]
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    [​IMG]

    Gotta go, we have a party now (they have a special "Easter beer" here in Denmark)...

    P.S.: In the second picture, I think that is when my glasses broke, I didn't really know what was going on! Too bad that I couldn't really see anything anymore just when she proceeded to take the rest of her clothes off! :mad: :cool:
     
    #19 AroundTheWorld, Apr 4, 2003
  20. pgabriel

    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO MAKE PICTURES SHOW UP WHEN MY COMPUTER WANTS TO BE AN ASS.
     
    #20 pgabriel, Apr 4, 2003
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