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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Buck Turgidson, Apr 2, 2003.

  1. Buck Turgidson

    Buck Turgidson Member

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    #1 Buck Turgidson, Apr 2, 2003
  2. A-Train

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    Are we talking pre or post pubescent sins?
     
    #2 A-Train, Apr 2, 2003
  3. Behad

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    During....
     
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  4. Castor27

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    Mine "I listened to more than 3 seconds of an N'SYNC song."
     
    #4 Castor27, Apr 2, 2003
  5. RunninRaven

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    Mmmm...sacrilicious.
     
    #5 RunninRaven, Apr 2, 2003
  6. Behad

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    The King Speaks!
    You are forgiven, my child. Your penance is:

    Fry yourself up a peanut butter and 'nanner sandwich!

    Thank you...thank you very much...
     
    #6 Behad, Apr 2, 2003
  7. moestavern19

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    I once stole my sister's barbie dolls, placed them in sexual positions, and proceeded to masturbate to it.

    The King Speaks!
    You are forgiven, my child. Your penance is:

    Say 20 "Hail Priscillas" and grab yourself some Demerol.

    Thank you...thank you very much...
     
    #7 moestavern19, Apr 2, 2003
  8. A-Train

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    You call that a sin? I did that with a GI Joe, a Ninja Turtle action figure, and a transformer!
     
    #8 A-Train, Apr 2, 2003
  9. moestavern19

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    Well, I have to confess again, they weren't barbie dolls, they were generic knock-offs :(
     
    #9 moestavern19, Apr 2, 2003
  10. Castor27

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    Man that will make me think twice when I hear the words Snake Eyes...



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    HolyElvis: "Well, A-Train, now I know. And knowing is half the battle....I guess."
     
    #11 RunninRaven, Apr 2, 2003
  12. Oski2005

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    I hide in my closet and watch my roommate and his girlfriend. . .


    The King Speaks!
    You are forgiven, my child. Your penance is:

    Grab a big frosty beer and a bag o' Vicodin - Enjoy!

    Thank you...thank you very much...


    I feel much better now:D
     
    #12 Oski2005, Apr 2, 2003
  13. codell

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    TOO COOL!!! :D

    I spend more time on the Clutchcity.net BBS than I do running my business.

    The King Speaks!
    You are forgiven, my child. Your penance is:

    Plan your trip to Graceland, my friend...

    Thank you...thank you very much...
     
    #13 codell, Apr 2, 2003
  14. fadeaway

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    I have yet to watch a Lord of the Rings movie.

    The King Speaks!
    You are forgiven, my child. Your penance is:

    Pull on your gold sequined jacket and dance around your house naked.

    Thank you...thank you very much...
     
    #14 fadeaway, Apr 2, 2003
  15. DVauthrin

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    I stay up too late.

    The King Speaks......

    You are forgiven, my child. Your penance is:

    Walk out your door and scream "I'm just a hunka hunka burnin' love" 10 times at the top of your lungs.

    Thank you...thank you very much...

    LOL :D
     
    #15 DVauthrin, Apr 2, 2003
  16. cagey veteran

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    The pubescent teens of today are spoiled with an endless supply of free internet p*rn. They don't know how creative and resourceful you had to be back in the day for fantasy material. All I know is that at my house when I was at that stage, the pages of the lingerie section of the JC Penny catalog would mysteriously stick together. I also reprogrammed my Commodore 64 Strip Poker program so that it started out with the girl already completely naked. ;)
     
    #16 cagey veteran, Apr 3, 2003
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