Lionel Messi injured and gaining weight fast

omg LOL

 

why Keanu why...

 

All those trophies and awards clearly got to him.

That's why Christiano Ronaldo is the true best player on the universe

Spoiler

 

Looks like Keanu ate the matrix.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uotkD2XMpgU

Well, at least he's still honing his skills...

[careful, some NSFW language]

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What you know about Benjamin Pit? This dude was a ****ing vato phsycho loco that was my idol.

 

This might get a little Messi

 

OP is an idiot. One bad photo doesn't doesn't make the guy fat. Throwing away his career? He's got a couple of movies that will be coming out.

http://www.gettyimages.ca/Search/Se...5f_w6T_Km_X8CAAD__1pCYqaUBAAA&sx=AllEditorial

 

Neo: "Are you saying I'll be able to dodge bullets?"

Morpheus: "Tell you the truth, I don't think you could dodge a fire hydrant, you fat f***. But it ought to take a few extra bullets to bring your Krispy Kreme a$$ down. Damn! I got old since 'Apocalypse Now', I have an excuse; you're all 'Marlon-Brando-as-Kurtz, wear-black, get-filmed-from-odd-angles' kind of fat."

Neo: (pointing to the side) "Whatever. Whoa! is that cheesecake?"

 

Such a ziggy piggy

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so the red pill was an M&M

 

Or a hot tamale.

 

cherry Mike & Ike?

 

he's turned the matrix into candy crush.

 

Actually it was one of those meal-in-a-pills that astronauts eat. Unfortunately he ate the whole box in one sitting.

 

SAD Keanu @ 2:07ish

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ha.

 

he's about to be 50. It happens.