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Another wife uses cheating husband as a speed bump

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Free Agent, Feb 24, 2003.

  1. Timing

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    I don't think the speed matters much when a car drives over your torso. This guy is lucky as hell that this lady in the store came out before his wife had a chance to try it again.
     
  2. JuanValdez

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    I guess that was a warning shot. Mark, if she starts shopping for SUVs, move out-of-state.
     
  3. MoBalls

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    I hope these two people go back to the store and buy a 6 pack and some ciggarettes......go home.......kiss and make up......suueeee weeeeeee
     
  4. A-Train

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    Maybe she was trying to get him to quit smoking? I know I'd stop smoking if my wife ran over me with a car...
     
  5. Sonny

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    How stupid are these guys to get hit by a car? Especially one going that slow. I think I would hear/see it and get out of the freaking way...
     
  6. MoBalls

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    Its hard to run when yer barefoot and holding a pack of cigarettes across a parkin lot.........sueeee weeeeeee
     
  7. Sonny

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    anyone else get this visual?

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    hope the pic works...
     
  8. Sonny

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    dang it.

    See pics here.
     
  9. SmeggySmeg

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    my guess is the young man didn't do his chores and had the music up too loud ;)
     
  10. fadeaway

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    Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
    smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..
    Canyonero! Canyonero!

    Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
    It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!
    Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!

    12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
    65 tons of American Pride!
    Canyonero! Canyonero!

    Top of the line in utility sports,
    Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
    Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)

    She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
    She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!
    Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)

    Drive Canyonero!
    Woah Canyonero!
    Woah!

    The Federal Highway commission has ruled the
    Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.
    Canyonero!
     
  11. SmeggySmeg

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    maybe LeBron ran him over!!!!
     
  12. Rockets2K

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    I guess he didn't mind gettin hit very much...

    http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/news/22503_local_runoverax.html
    scary lookin woman....:eek:
    [​IMG]
     

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