What the hell is this?

You're just jealous you didn't get the Yao Ming celebriduck

 

They aren't the only teams doing it. It's a popular draw at many NBA venues. Probably second only to the bobbleheads.

 

And its the perfect valentines gift for your sweetie.

 

Maybe its just me but I cant stand those celebriducks.

 

Apparently, it's not.

 

I thought they were ugly as hell until I saw one in person. Now that I have the Yao Ming Celebriduck, I really have to say I think it's bad-ass. Very nicely made, looks good, portable, functional, etc. In some ways I like it better than the bobble-head.

 

what are you guys talking about? It's on Valentine's Day! What better gift for your loved one than a Stevie...um..Celibri...you know...bobblehead...du...aw screw it even I can't spin this one. Those things freak me out. They're scary.

 

Nothing is more scary than those water bottles with a straw thru Cuttino Mobley's head.

 

Vengence...how are they functional.

at least with the bobbleheads you can ask them questions and have them reply with a yes or no.

 

Red,

Put down the mouse, step away from the computer, and walk outside.

Talking to your bobbleheads is one thing. Conversing is a problem. Arguing would be even worse.

You need some fresh air. Let this be a warning to us all.

 

Like the old Twilight Zone episode with Williams Shatner and the bobbing devil head.

 

"Rubber Duckie, you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you;
(woh woh, bee doh!)

Rubber Duckie, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber Duckie, you're my very best friend, it's true!
(doo doo doo doooo, doo doo)

Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby
(rub-a-dub-a-dubby!)

Rubber Duckie, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber duckie, I'm awfully fond of you.

Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby
(rub-a-dub-a-dubby!)

Rubber Duckie, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber duckie, I'm awfully fond of -
Rubber duckie, I'd like a whole pond of -
Rubber duckie I'm awfully fond of you!
(doo doo, be doo.)"

If you don't know where that's from, you need to have a serious talk with your parents about your lack of a childhood . . .

 

Something tells me that if any objects suddenly spring to life and take over Earth, those will be it.

 

Im not sure what is scarier...the fact that I kinda like the celibriducks...or the fact that I knew that song from the first two lines..

Ernie in the tub with his rubber duck, of course...heh