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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Achebe, Feb 2, 2003.

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  1. Achebe

    Achebe Member

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    Whoo hoo! This will destroy my candidacy for US President in 2016, but bulk is worth it!!
     
    #1 Achebe, Feb 2, 2003
  2. giddyup

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    You and all the med students...
     
    #2 giddyup, Feb 2, 2003
  3. Achebe

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    The poor life sucks, but gigantic bags of Tyson Chicken for $10 bucks rules!! Whoo hoo!

    Kirkland, take me away!
     
    #3 Achebe, Feb 2, 2003
  4. RunninRaven

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    You haven't lived until you have managed to polish off a 5 lb. block of mozzarella cheese.
     
    #4 RunninRaven, Feb 2, 2003
  5. DrewP

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    A 40 pack of Large packages of sunflower seeds for 10 bucks. Unstoppable.
     
    #5 DrewP, Feb 2, 2003
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    Ha Ha, Hee Hee, Hoo Hoo...
     
    #6 ROXRAN, Feb 2, 2003
  7. TraJ

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    How many rolls of toilet paper did you buy, Achebe?
     
    #7 TraJ, Feb 2, 2003
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    Only Achebe.

    Only Achebe could get 100+ people to read about him joining CostCo.

    ;)
     
    #8 Cohen, Feb 2, 2003
  9. Apollo Creed

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    Does it cost money to join Costco?
     
    #9 Apollo Creed, Feb 2, 2003
  10. Heretic

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    I thought you were going to tell us you became a mormon and were moving to utah.

    I kid!
     
    #10 Heretic, Feb 2, 2003
  11. RIET

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    Costco gets all their clothes from stores on Harwin.
     
    #11 RIET, Feb 2, 2003
  12. Jeff

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    Achebe does live in Utah and there are mormons on the site.
     
    #12 Jeff, Feb 3, 2003
  13. francis 4 prez

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    probably not any important posters though;)

    and a few more ;) ;) ;) just in case
     
    #13 francis 4 prez, Feb 3, 2003
  14. Achebe

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    Riet, what's Harwin?

    Hertic, bite your tongue man! :p Unlike you, mormons know the beauty of bulk BULK BULK.

    Apollo, it was $48... a bit intimidating until you buy 3 boxes of your favorite $3.89 cranberry crunch whatever you call it for $5.89. Or a case of Utah's Uinta microbrewery (typically ~8ish for a sixpack... ~32 for the case) for EIGHTEEN DOLLARS.

    They have tvs (and they know how to sell them... STAR WARS) and little muffin thingeys and chicken breasts for less than 1/2 the cost of the grocery store and peppers and fresh fruit and huge bags of coffee (I am a traitor... I bought starbucks b/c they don't have seattle's best... but BULK BULK BULK). As you walk out they have a pizzeria and a gas station outside (something like 30 cents off/gallon per premium... probably exaggerating... last time I gassed up was in Park City). ohhaghaghh my!!! oh my!!! EGAHHHAH.

    Don't get me started on the little multipacks of potato chips for $8 WHOA.

    Traj, LOL... I held off on the tp this trip... I'll need the entire undersink area to hide the 60 pack from the kitties. KITTIES KITTIES. 3 KITTIES == BULK BULK BULK.

    WHOO HOO! DON'T WASTE ANY MORE TIME GO TO COSTCO NOW. WHOO HOO!
     
    #14 Achebe, Feb 3, 2003
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    You know what's next, don't you? Believe me, we've been there with our Sam's Club card, and the next thing you will buy...and I guarantee you will...is a deep freeze. You've got to have someplace to store all that bulk!
     
    #15 Behad, Feb 3, 2003
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    Cult/church, church/cult. So we get bored someplace else every sunday. Does this really change our day to day lives?
     
    #16 DEANBCURTIS, Feb 3, 2003
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    Just wait for the Smeggy World Tour card, it will get you heaps of cheap piss and roo huntin
     
    #17 SmeggySmeg, Feb 3, 2003
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    Harwin is a street in Houston where they sell Knockoffs.

    We all know Mormons buy in bulk. As REM would sing, "It's the end of the world as we know it...and I feel fine".
     
    #18 RIET, Feb 3, 2003
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    This is simply the Cult of American Consumerism.
     
    #19 giddyup, Feb 3, 2003
  20. StupidMoniker

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    "Most of the world is carpeted, and we will be the ones who clean it."
     
    #20 StupidMoniker, Feb 3, 2003
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