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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Chamillionaire, Jul 13, 2012.

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  1. Chamillionaire

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    I have wandering eyes, especially when I'm drunk. Usually the cleavage, and the booty as wellz. When I'm drunk sometimes it's my best friends wife or a coworker. It's bad. It's a problem. Any advice?
     
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  2. CaptainRox

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    Are you the REAL chamillionaire?
     
  3. roflmcwaffles

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    This. /thread
     
  4. SwoLy-D

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    Maybe stop going to places where your eyes will wander. Stop drinking.

    Question: are you married, have a significant other, or are in a serious relationship with anyone? :confused:
     
  5. SpaceCityKid

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    Just grab and squeeze, my friend.

    Grab and squeeze
     
  6. ScubaSteve

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    Its called being a Man and not a p***y.
     
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    Smile when they catch you
     
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    Smirk when they see your line of sight.
     
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    Good suggestion. Be complete boring.
     
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    Just grow up and don't be an *******. You can catch a glance but you don't have to stare.
     
  11. kidcave9

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    Nod your head up and down slowly if they see you checking em out
     
  12. Chamillionaire

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    Married not being a p***y. Good advice Robbie.
     
  13. Chamillionaire

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    ? Scrubsteve ? Great advice.
     
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    No but I know the real twill posts here.
     
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    when you do don't wear boxers, cause women do look down there.
     
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    If your eyes causes you to sin, cut it out.
     
  17. Mr. Clutch

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    Weird.

    I have it when I'm drunk and sober.

    Maybe you're gay?
     
  18. Chamillionaire

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    I have it both sober and drunk. Not gay. At all.
     
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    If she pulls out her phone and gets on twitter, you're on the right track.
     
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    Have a darker shade than these.
     

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