What would you win?

We could go 1991 retro and go to a coffee shop in Houston...get away from these forking computers...

 

Whenever I play scrabble I get all the freaking "I"s. Then at the very end with 2 tiles left, Ill grab the "Q"

 

Everyone says that.

 

Borad Blocking is my specialty

 

Too bad I'm like 1500 miles away from Houston.

 

OKay then we find an online one. Seriously. It'd be a hoot.

 

cooking
NES Tetris

and although I've probably forgotten more about quickly downing large volumes of beer than Chance has yet to learn.....I'd still take him on.



My limit through a funnel was 36 ounces, and I did that less than a dozen times. I've heard people say they can do more....but I've never personally seen it. I'd probably struggle with two right now, but I doubt it would take me that long to get back in shape. I was better at speed than I was with volume. I was clocked at under two seconds for two beers once (through a funnel of course). It's hard for me to imagine that's possible, but the guy swore he was an expert with his stopwatch. All I know is that I had a few people calling me St. Robert because they thought they had witnessed a miracle. Surely that's sacreligious. I was never much fond of shotgunning, but I could always turn a longneck upside down over my mouth...and without actually touching the mouth of the bottle....swallow the beer as fast as it poured out. I guess I just have a knack for opening my throat.

Gay men lusted after me.

 

What kind of music do you play?

 

I would definitely win an Upright Citizens Brigade appreciation contest.

 

After further consideration, I retract all of the beer guzzling bragging statements I stupidly made and concede that anyone here that claims to be a better beer drinking most certainly must be.

 

Me too.

 

bluesy rockin stuff

ear pleasin'

 

Halo

 

That show was awesome!!!!!

 

Dude, I'm obsessive when it comes to Monopoly, when i was like 10 I kicked the crap out of my uncles (self made millionaires), and my grandpa (ceo of 2 different multi-million dollar companies) out of every time I've played, I can only remember losing maybe 2 or 3 times.

 

uh... maybe they let you win. If you wouldve put down that knife, the outcome might have been different.

 

I roxor at Ghost Recon as well.

POW!

 

Risk.

 

I suck at monopoly whats your strategy? just buy everything that you can? i just never was able to get how to dominate that game

 

Monopoly is basically luck.

It's a lot easier if the dice are going your way when you're making your way down the purple and orange properities early in the game.