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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rimrocker, Jan 2, 2003.

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  1. Another Brother

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    Your momma is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
     
    #61 Another Brother, Jan 3, 2003
  2. heypartner

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    I'd like to get back to Sonny's response to clean shaves in the context of shampooing pubes.

    "smooth is cool."

    What? You think it makes your balls look bigger.
     
    #62 heypartner, Jan 3, 2003
  3. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    Your momma's so fat, she had to be baptized at Sea World.
     
    #63 Rocketman95, Jan 3, 2003
  4. BlastOff

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    You're momma so fat, she jumped into the air and got suck.

    Heard that a few years ago...I still think it's funny.
     
    #64 BlastOff, Jan 3, 2003
  5. BlastOff

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    My spelling stucks...er, sucks. :(
     
    #65 BlastOff, Jan 3, 2003
  6. heypartner

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    this reminds me. Does anyone really believe that Satan would use a "yo momma" dis?

    ...and can you name that dis?
     
    #66 heypartner, Jan 3, 2003
  7. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    You mean got "sucked?" :confused: I don't get this at all.
     
    #67 B-Bob, Jan 3, 2003
  8. drapg

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    Hot damn, introduce me to that mama!
     
    #68 drapg, Jan 3, 2003
  9. Another Brother

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    Your momma is so dumb she asked me what kind of jeans I had on, I said 'GUESS' she said Levi's.
     
    #69 Another Brother, Jan 3, 2003
  10. MadMax

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    i'm gonna pretend that doesn't hurt a little! :)
     
    #70 MadMax, Jan 3, 2003
  11. Rocketman95

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    Your momma's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued"
     
    #71 Rocketman95, Jan 3, 2003
  12. A-Train

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    Yo mama's so stupid, she forgot to initialize her variable to zero and her program never entered her "while" loop...
     
    #72 A-Train, Jan 3, 2003
  13. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    Satan: "Your mother's such a sinner, I had to expel most of the Catholic Priests here to make room for her!"
     
    #73 B-Bob, Jan 3, 2003
  14. drapg

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    AND WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    that's the only one i've laughed out loud too!
     
    #74 drapg, Jan 3, 2003
  15. Rocketman95

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    God, that is dumb.

    Your momma's so fat, I had to roll her around in dough to find the wet spot.
     
    #75 Rocketman95, Jan 3, 2003
  16. BlastOff

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    Sorry B-Bob. My spelling sucks. It should have gone:

    You're momma so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck.
     
    #76 BlastOff, Jan 3, 2003
  17. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    AB, jokes on you if you're wearing GUESS jeans. :p
     
    #77 B-Bob, Jan 3, 2003
  18. BlastOff

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    You're momma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
     
    #78 BlastOff, Jan 3, 2003
  19. A-Train

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    Yo mama's so fat, she only weighs ONE-FIFTH her original weight on the Earth's moon!
     
    #79 A-Train, Jan 3, 2003
  20. drapg

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    a new delicacy... Mommas in a blanket?
     
    #80 drapg, Jan 3, 2003
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