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List of Dumbest Sports Quotes

Discussion in 'Other Sports' started by Butterfingers, Oct 20, 2007.

  1. Buck Turgidson

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    Nice to see Tim McCarver getting the respect he deserves.
     
  2. david_rocket

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    Playoffs?!! Playoffs?!!
     
  3. Yaozer

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    Shaq's game is complicated like the phythagorean theorem.
     
  4. Butterfingers

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    Bump for laughs sake. Bored at work and was going through old threads to see how stupid I was years ago. I forgot how awesome the quotes in this thread were.
     
  5. redwhiteone

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    This one still cracks me up :grin:

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  6. gatsby

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    My favorite:

    "This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother."
    -Ted Walsh
     
  7. Sigmund

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    I would like to thank to my parents, especially my mother and father.

    I want to thank my team mates, especially those who play with me.

    I almost hurt my knee on the leg.

    We were unlucky today, because we had no luck.

    I am very self-critical. Especially to myself.

    -Sebastjan Cimirotic, Slovenian soccer player
     

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