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If I win the Mega Millions tonight I will.....

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by eddiewinslow, Mar 27, 2012.

  1. Surfguy

    Surfguy Member

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    I was going to buy a ticket but I got struck by lightning 40 times on the way there and decided to turn around.
     
  2. Scarface281

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    I'd get that damn earthquest adventures built.
     
  3. BrieflySpeaking

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    I probably didnt look as ridiculous as you, LOL..but I did ask the clerk on how to play. :eek:
     
  4. esteban

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    If the lotto experts at the local "stop in shop" laughed at you, I don't think you are the real idiot!
     
  5. bladeage

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    I'll put in my 2 weeks notice at work on Monday and quit grad school. During those two weeks I will plan a 2 weeks vacation to Europe.

    Once I get back from vacation, I will consult with my family on how to spend the money. I will probably buy a nice single family house in Newport Beach or Palos Verdes California for me and my parents.

    I will then buy a cheap stick shift car and learn how to drive stick shift. Then I would buy a Porshe 911.

    I will then go to another vacation to an exotic location.

    During this whole time I will tell my current girlfriend that we need to take a break. I will most likely be able to find a hotter girlfriend. But then I might come back to my current one, cause I know she was with me when I wasn't filthy rich.

    After my second exotic vacation, I will invest my money in the stock market, some index fund, kick back and enjoy a peaceful life.
     
  7. RedRedemption

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    What are the chances someone from Clutchfans wins it?
    Assuming each person bought a minimum of five tickets and all of them were unique...

    43,120 x 5 / 176,000,000

    .001225% chance.

    Money, money, money, yum!
     
  8. mrm32

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    So what you're saying is we should have all put in our funds to buy tickets and split it for better odds! :eek:
     
  9. Zackery

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    LOL this made me laugh. Good luck buddy, but better luck to myself.
     
  10. RedRedemption

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    $640,000,000 / 43,120 members

    $14842.30 per member.

    Lol, if we somehow did win I wouldn't mind taking that. Millions are great, but easier money is better. :p
     
  11. tellitlikeitis

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    Numbers are out....

    46 23 38 4 2 Mega Ball: 23
     
  12. Royals Ego

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    and..... back to reality
     
  13. RedRedemption

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    I won! :D
     
  14. Sajan

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    how long does it to find out if anyone won?
     
  15. juicystream

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    Damn, and to to think those were the numbers I was planning on picking.

    46 for double Jordan
    23 for single Jordan
    38 for Curt Schilling
    4 for Sir Charles
    2 for Jeter
    And finish it with another Jordan
     
  16. LonghornFan

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    I got 4 mega balls. Do I get money for that?

    I also have two mega balls, but I'm used to adjusting them in my pants, no worries.
     
  17. t_mac1

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    A Jordan fanboy most likely won tonight.
     
  18. YourSecretLover

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    does the numbers have to be at the exact position to win?(i.e. like 46 as the 3rd number, etc.)

    - yours truly lottery noob
     
  19. Royals Ego

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    you won $150 if I understood correctly

    http://www.megamillions.com/howto/
     
  20. Sajan

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    nope. thats just the order the balls were drawn.
     

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