average american has sex 138 times a year....

I take this up as a mission ... 35 days and 138 times to go at it ... will check back Dec 31.

4 times a day for a month.

I wonder if they keep stats like this in the Guiness Book ... like Mr. XYZ had sex 400 times in a month to break the previous record of 398 set by Wilt Chamberlain.

 

Starving children-bah. This is a real tragedy. Somebody needs to get me laid.

 

thats pretty damn funny

 

I don't even make "the move" 138 times a year.

 

Mrs. rimrocker was pregnant this year... morning sickness and general quesiness for about two months. That puts a damper on things, as does the whole pregnancy time.

Already having a 5 year old and adding a baby certainly cut into our opportunities.

When we do get an opportunity, we usually decide to just sleep.

In short, someone out there is having a bunch of fun making up our share of the average.

 

So, if you have a threesome does that count as two times?

 

Did they use p*rn stars to skew the curve? What's an "average" American? I don't want to think about Homer and Marge going 138 out of ... of what?

52 weeks
12 weeks off for red letter days

40 weeks

280 days 138 hit = .4928 avg. That's sex almost every other nite.

Not exactly my experience with Ms. Paso, I must admit. Geez, lately, with the baby crying or our older daughter coming in at night...we need a trip to Norway.

 

as a single guy not in any type of relationship, getting some 3 times a week would be a full time job!

just imagine all the time I'd have to spend at a bar hitting on women every week.

i'd be too tired to complete the transaction at evening's end!

(well, maybe not )

 

what happens when you subtract out Wilt chamberlain.

 

i'm amazed at how willing people are to share details of their sexual frequency with strangers.

 

I'd be really amazed if all those people were willing to tell the truth about it.

 

Who're you kidding?

 

"I'm one hundred thirty-seven?!"

 

Most of these people (myself included) has been saying how little they are getting it. Why would they lie?

 

I've recalibrated the numbers subtracting Chamberlain, Steve Garvey, and the university of Arizona student body:

13.7 times/year in the continental US.

edit: but there is a gradient if you look over the map. Near the canadian border, Americans are inspired to a level near 25 times per year, while in Brownsville, TX, the avg falls to 2.6 times per year.

 

138 is way more than I expected per year. Talk about belittling one own struggle to get some. Maybe if all of us got off this damn BBS we would get laid a lot more.

 

the best words i've read since coming to this BBS.

i want to have that stitched on a pillow and kept next to my computer!

 

Are they talking actual intercourse, or does it include oral?

 

I think Wilt Chamberlain and especially Screamin Jay Hawkins really bring it up about a hundred.

 

that's 138 minutes of silence of year hey Heb!!!