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  1. javal_lon

    javal_lon Member

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    Lebron has a phobia of rings... He didnt want a high school class ring and he proposed to his woman with a bracelet
     
    #81 javal_lon, Jun 13, 2011
  2. Shaq2Yao

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    The economy is so bad, LeBron James can't even afford to make excuses. -- Jay Leno
     
    #82 Shaq2Yao, Jun 13, 2011
  3. Shaq2Yao

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    Why do they have to recall all kids sized LeBron jerseys?

    Apparently they are a choking hazard.
     
    #83 Shaq2Yao, Jun 13, 2011
  4. Shaq2Yao

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    Confused about why LeBron appears to be slow motion in the 4th quarter? You have to remember that it takes him an hour to make a DECISION.
     
    #84 Shaq2Yao, Jun 13, 2011
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    Revolutionary new tampon out. The all new Lebron James tampon: Good for 3 periods...
     
    #85 robbyrobb21, Jun 13, 2011
  6. Franchize

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    Went to Sonic and ordered some onion rings. I was puzzled as I realized that I had more rings than Lebron
     
    #86 Franchize, Jun 13, 2011
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    During the huddle before every important game, LJ would say, " Dominate on 3" 1,2,3 ummmm you forgot to add the 4th, lol....
     
    #87 VanityHalfBlack, Jun 13, 2011
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    THIS IS FUNNY
     
    #88 jasdaman57, Jun 13, 2011
  9. Franchize

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    Kobe's daughters have touched more NBA FINALS trophies than Lebron

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    #89 Franchize, Jun 14, 2011
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    Has a few F bombs so turn down if at work.

    <iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9NHRD10DmCc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
    #90 RocketDonut, Jun 14, 2011
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    "Hey, Lebron thought he went off and silence his critics...but it was only the 4th qtr of the press conference"

    -Jon barry
     
    #91 noize, Jun 14, 2011
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  12. Shaq2Yao

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    New slang entries in the Urban Dictionary:

    LeBron

    1. (v) to not finish; "I started my homework too late and totally LeBroned it."

    2. (v) to abandon; "I found a puppy in downtown Cleveland that was LeBroned."

    3. (adj) disloyal; "I knew you were a jerk, but I never thought you would be LeBron to me."

    4. (v) to betray; "LeBron Lebroned Cleveland when he signed with the Heat."

    5. (adj) ringless, no ring; "Put your cell phone in LeBron mode in the library."
     
    #92 Shaq2Yao, Jun 14, 2011
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    Delonte West f'd LeBron's mom, Rashard Lewis f'd LeBron's girlfriend, and now the Dallas Mavericks are f'd LeBron.
     
    #93 ZJP3, Jun 14, 2011
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    I went to the pharmacy to find some medicine for itchy skin. I was amazed that it was already on the shelf, but the pharmacist gave me some Lebronimin fungicide ointment.

    It turns out that I had ringworm.
     
    #94 firecat, Jun 14, 2011
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    Here's one with an outside reference:

    If Lebron really wanted a ring, he could have just stayed in Ohio and bought one from Terrell Pryor.
     
    #95 ArtisGilmore, Jun 14, 2011
  16. Shaq2Yao

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    You say what? LeBron James? Hmmm, that name doesn't have a ring to it.
     
    #96 Shaq2Yao, Jun 15, 2011
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    What does DAL - MIA stands for?

    DA LeBron - Missing In Action
     
    #97 Shaq2Yao, Jun 15, 2011
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    I'm just waiting for shaq to drop a rap song about Wade.
     
    #98 GlenRice, Jun 15, 2011
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    fixed
     
    #99 GlenRice, Jun 15, 2011
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