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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by RoxSqaud, Jun 6, 2011.

  1. RoxSqaud

    RoxSqaud Member

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    I need one...
     
    #1 RoxSqaud, Jun 6, 2011
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    I can help you but first, I need you to wire some money to my client in Nigeria.
     
    #2 tinywang, Jun 6, 2011
  3. thadeus

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    Securities fraud. If you commit a big enough fraud, you won't get arrested and the government will even give you some taxpayer money. Really, it's the way to go. Just don't steal a candy bar or anything because you'll actually go to prison for that.
     
    #3 thadeus, Jun 6, 2011
  4. RoxSqaud

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    Gonna go buy a tow truck
     
    #4 RoxSqaud, Jun 6, 2011
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    start forging papers selling purebred horses when they are just mixes.
     
    #5 Shrimz, Jun 6, 2011
  6. RedRedemption

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    Become a pornstar.
     
    #6 RedRedemption, Jun 6, 2011
  7. Garner

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    Yup. Sell your body.
     
    #7 Garner, Jun 6, 2011
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    Become a criminal.
     
    #8 TheRealist137, Jun 6, 2011
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    Insurance sales if you have lots of time and energy. Real estate if you're a good handyman. Payday loans if you have a lot of cash. Moving companies if you agree to an unrealistic date just to get a deposit.
     
    #10 Dairy Ashford, Jun 6, 2011
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    This RoxSquad. I'll buy your booty
     
    #11 Relentless, Jun 6, 2011
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    Find the right disease and start borrowing money from friends to "pay your medical bills"
     
    #12 xcrunner51, Jun 6, 2011
  13. RoxSqaud

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    All my friends have diseases.
     
    #13 RoxSqaud, Jun 6, 2011
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    Make a mold of your vagina and sell it on ebay.
     
    #14 tmoney1101, Jun 6, 2011
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    Book early and save at the Hampton Inn. Up to 15% off the Best Available Rate*.

    *terms and conditions may apply such as getting raped
     
    #15 CXbby, Jun 6, 2011
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    How good are you with smuggling things...... through your anus?

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    #16 nickb492, Jun 6, 2011
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    Marry a dying, rich widow?

    Or you can sell one of your kidneys.
     
    #17 Jontro, Jun 6, 2011
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