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What will they be doing 30 years from now?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Yonizzel, Oct 12, 2010.

  1. Yonizzel

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    What are your predictions?


    Yao Ming- Chinese President and Owner of the Nets
    Aaron Brooks- RightGuard Spokesman
    Shane Battier- President of the USA
    Luis Scola- Tango instructor
    Kyle Lowry- Bouncer
    Kevin Martin- Owner of Kmart Corp.
    Brad Milla- Rancher
    Jared Jeffries- Still remembered in NY as the bad contract
    Chase Budinger- Matt Bullard #2
    Jordan Hill- Singing reggae on a cruise ship
    Tracy McGrady- Playing in turkey, having convinced the turkish team that he is feeling "healthier than ever" and "ready to revive his career"
     
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  2. Da Dream

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    Shane Battier- President of the USA


    Shane would be the perfect comissioner of the NBA, so much better than Stern!
     
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    Chase will be a Dan Marjele/Rex Chapman clone with a good chance to be Ray Allen when it's all said and done.

    Scola will be a TV novela star in Argentina
     
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  4. Mr. Clutch

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    1-Yao Ming will be a color commentator with Bill Worrell for Rockets broadcasts and be more comprehensible than Clyde.

    2-Scola will get bit parts in movies and be a talk show host like John Salley. He will do OK.

    3-Chase Budinger will be a reality show guy- you might find him on Survivor or Laguna Beach. He will also judge slam dunk contests during All- Star weekend.

    4-Jared Jeffries will be a GM somewhere, maybe New York.

    5-Aaron Brooks will take over for Kenny Smith on TNT, that's just what Rockets PGs do.

    6-Shane will follow the steps of another small forward, Rudy T., and be head coach of the Rockets.

    7-Kyle Lowry will be assistant GM under the tutelage of Daryl Morey.
     
  5. Aleron

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    Larry will undoubtedly need organs harvested from his clone sooner or later
     
  6. G-Money

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    Brad Miller - Six feet under
     
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    Jermaine Taylor-Hall of Fame ; ) jk prob. A college/highschool coach.

    Chase- Commentator/GM

    Shane- NBA Comminsher

    Yao- commentator and part time owner of the rockets and his chinese team.
     
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    Yao- playing World of Warcraft with his grandkids

    Morey- winning Donnie Walsh's Social Security checks in poker games at the retirement home

    Aaron Brooks- hiding unsuccessfully from random dudes who want their pictures taken with him
     
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    Aaron Brooks- RightGuard Spokesman

    i lol'd
     
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    Mike Harris will be in his 20th year as a head coach in the D-League, patiently waiting for Rockets owner Daryl Morey to call him up.
     
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    Senile and Frail Bill Worrell: What a nice move to the bucket! *wheeze* Have you ever seen someone drive like that?

    Luis Scola: [​IMG]
     
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    Dikembe will have that position covered and after all he will still only be 35
     
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    fixed
     
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    The way Scola plays, he'll probably still be playing in the NBA... Even though he'll be in his sixties.
     
  15. Yonizzel

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    he will still be searching for his humanity
     
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    What a awesome thread idea!! Repped.

    Yao- goes back and lives in China doing charity work and being the hero. Kinda like Hakeem

    Scola- Opens up a Scola academy in Argentina and in Houston called "The ice cream scoop"

    Brooks- Becomes a commentator along with Kyle Lowry

    Lowry- (See Brooks)

    Kmart- Opens up a basketball clinic in his hometown and settles down

    Bud- Moves to a beach probably hawaii, and lives as a surfer dude

    Battier- Future Commisioner of the NBA. Then after that President of the U.S.

    Chuck- Somewhere coaching. Probably an assistant for the Rockets
     
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    Who's that last guy?
     
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    I see Battier as more of a senator in the mold of Bill Bradley. Battier doesn't have the charisma/ability to connect to people that you need to take it up a notch. But I can imagine that he'd be more suited to working the halls of Congress, building consensus than as an executive. Of course, if Chris Dudley has a chance for gov in Oregon, who knows.
     
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    LOOOL
     
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    I believe Shane can be a good coach.
     

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