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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by SwoLy-D, Feb 19, 2010.

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  1. SwoLy-D

    SwoLy-D Member

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    Go to www.google.com
    Enter "where can I find chuck norris" or
    Enter "where is chuck norris" in the search field.
    Click the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.

    :eek:

    Yeah, I know it's been out for a while, but so is the "search" in CF.net and I just saw this off a friend's FaceBook status. :p
     
    #1 SwoLy-D, Feb 19, 2010
  2. rawool

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    Lame. It's not even hosted on Google.
     
    #2 rawool, Feb 19, 2010
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    if you type in "Is Daryl Morey stupid?", Morey's hand comes through your screen, slaps you, impregnates your wife and kills your dog.
     
    #3 DonkeyMagic, Feb 19, 2010
  4. DallasThomas

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    While I understand his hand being able to slap you and kill your dog, what are the mechanics of it being able to impregnate your wife?
     
    #4 DallasThomas, Feb 19, 2010
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    If you think about it a little bit, it works.
     
    #5 moestavern19, Feb 19, 2010
  6. DallasThomas

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    I thought about it, and...


    Gross.


    If that's the case, then I feel sorry for the dog and even worse for the guy that got slapped.
     
    #6 DallasThomas, Feb 19, 2010
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    If Morey were to ever fight Chuck Norris.. Morey would convince Chuck to roundhouse kick himself.
     
    #7 Jontro, Feb 19, 2010
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    Morey puts a condom on with a crowbar.
     
    #8 RedRowdy111, Feb 19, 2010
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