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Finally. Sex robots are here.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Landlord Landry, Jan 11, 2010.

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  1. Landlord Landry

    Landlord Landry Member

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    a cool $7000-$9000 will land you one of these stunning beauties....

    http://www.gearlog.com/2010/01/worlds_first_sex_robot_debuts.php

    and the best line from the article.....

    "When asked what inspiration was for creating the doll, he answered that "after 9/11, I wanted to give back." God bless America."

    ^what a knob.
     
    #1 Landlord Landry, Jan 11, 2010
  2. LCII

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    does she give head?
     
    #2 LCII, Jan 11, 2010
  3. No Worries

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    does she take it in the pooper?
     
    #3 No Worries, Jan 11, 2010
  4. Hippieloser

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    Guys, this is a ****ing robot. She had better do a little more than the same crap a lousy human woman can do for $30! For nine grand this robot better do my taxes, calculate my credit score, and brew up a latte while I ejaculate.
     
    #4 Hippieloser, Jan 11, 2010
  5. kikimama

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    pun intended?
     
    #5 kikimama, Jan 11, 2010
  6. Nice Rollin

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    she doesnt bleed or toss salad... no thanks
     
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  7. DonkeyMagic

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    I will turn that trick out.
    [​IMG]
     
    #7 DonkeyMagic, Jan 11, 2010
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    daaaamn, already backordered :(
     
    #8 Royals Ego, Jan 11, 2010
  9. Landlord Landry

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    for $9k I'd also expect something that looks a lil better than that robot.
     
    #9 Landlord Landry, Jan 11, 2010
  10. BrooksBall

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    What, you don't like the cavewoman head with the bony old lady body look?
     
    #10 BrooksBall, Jan 11, 2010
  11. thadeus

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    I believe I will purchase one.

    DD™
     
    #11 thadeus, Jan 11, 2010
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  12. vlaurelio

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    pls no video

    edit: oops you got me
     
    #12 vlaurelio, Jan 11, 2010
  13. tested911

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    I"m speechless.. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
     
    #13 tested911, Jan 11, 2010
  14. Blake

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    that made me spit my drink out laughing

    +1
     
    #14 Blake, Jan 11, 2010
  15. BrooksBall

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    His heart already belongs to another sex doll.

    [​IMG]
    Photoshop credit to ClutchCityReturns.
     
    #15 BrooksBall, Jan 11, 2010
  16. tested911

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    OK that is amazing!!! HAHAHAH :grin: :grin:
     
    #16 tested911, Jan 11, 2010
  17. moestavern19

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    $7000-$9000 plus a monthly subscription fee?


    Slightly cheaper than a real woman, but comes with an off switch.



    SOLD!
     
    #17 moestavern19, Jan 11, 2010
  18. Coach AI

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    So many potential customers in the first few responses of the thread. :p

    Too bad for you guys the first sex robot looks like Lady Gaga.
     
    #18 Coach AI, Jan 11, 2010
  19. rocketsjudoka

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    I'm kind of dissapointed this wasn't debuted at the CES.

    Also who would make a "Frigid Farrah" setting for a sex robot?
     
    #19 rocketsjudoka, Jan 11, 2010
  20. Angkor Wat

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    Well, at least its fairly life-like. With the five personalities and all. :p
     
    #20 Angkor Wat, Jan 11, 2010
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