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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by LardLad, Dec 29, 2009.

  1. LardLad

    LardLad Member

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    Just post your quick questions for quick answers here ala Yahoo! Answers. You know, instead of starting a thread for something that you only need a quick response to.

    Me first:

    Where can I get the best fish tacos in Houston?
     
  2. YaosDirtyStache

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    Answer: Barnabys Cafe.

    Question: What does a pharmacist do, and why do they get paid so much?
     
  3. moestavern19

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    Answer: A pharmacist is paid good money to decipher the writing of Doctors.

    If you ever saw the writing of a Doctor, you would understand.


    Question: Why can't I get no tang 'round here?
     
  4. Blurr#7

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    Answer: Pharmacist decipher the squiggly writting of your doctor, they deserve to get paid well.

    Question: Why does it Read "Tomato ketchup" on the bottles? Is there a Cucumber Ketchup I'm not aware of?
     
  5. Blurr#7

    Blurr#7 Member

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    LOL!! Damn you Moe!!! You had to been seconds ahead of me, great minds think a like!!
     
  6. YaosDirtyStache

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    A: When I was in Switzerland the ketchup was made out of Pumpkins.

    Q: How can I get my doctor to write more clear?
     
  7. PointForward

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    answer: blowjob

    question: why are therr no vidz off Tmac passing?
     
  8. IROC it

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    answer to moes: You're not at NASA.


    answer to PF: He hasn't died.




    Question: Why am I always late to threads?
     
  9. RocketMadness

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    Answer: Because you touch yourself at night


    Question: Why aren't there any videos of Yao in T-Mac's shoes?
     
  10. IROC it

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    Answer: Because you're so funny.
     
  11. RocketMadness

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    Kthxbye.
     
  12. DudeWah

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    Why can't I sleep at night?
     
  13. Lil Pun

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    You're married.
     
  14. carles n charge

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    whats the funniest thing you are said?

    i said donk donk once to a old vitnamesse man.
     
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  15. macalu

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    what, come again?
     
  16. Hayesfan

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    Answer: Not in public...

    Question: Will the Tmac threads ever stop?
     
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  17. Rock3t Man

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    Answer: No.

    Question: Is Yao really a threat when he returns from surgery next year?
     
  18. Blake

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    El Rey is the right answer
     
  19. RedRedemption

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    Answer: Maybe he can injure other people by swinging his broken leg around, much like Dikembe's elbows.

    Question: If I had $10 for every time a T-Mac thread popped up in the GARM, I would have...?
     
  20. pickymen

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    Avg. thread per week x # of weeks since start of season x $ = 7 x 14 x $10 ~= $1k

    Question: How to be happy?
     

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