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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by giddyup, Dec 7, 2009.

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  1. giddyup

    giddyup Member

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    Came home this evening to find this message on my voicemail:

    "This is _________ ____________ from the Jehovah's Witnesses. Because you were so rude the last time I was out there, we are just calling folks to save me gas money.

    If you want to make a donation, say $500,000, to our church... we'll let you back in.

    You can call me back at 1-800-ILL-GETYOU (I think that's 7 numbers).

    Well, anyway, this is _____ ______ for the faith!"

    I have entertained the JW's on my front porch from time-to-time but I've never let them in the house and I've never been rude to them and I have certainly never been a member of their church.

    In fact, I haven't seen them for many months. There were two different guys stopping by-- both pleasant enough. I chatted for awhile and made an excuse to end the conversation.

    The guy on the message didn't sound drunk or anything. I didn't really recognize the voice but they've been to my house and our phone is listed.

    I'm calling the cops tomorrow; what would you do?
     
    #1 giddyup, Dec 7, 2009
  2. rhino17

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    sounds like a prank to me
     
    #2 rhino17, Dec 7, 2009
  3. moestavern19

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    Jesus dude, it was just a goof.
     
    #3 moestavern19, Dec 7, 2009
  4. Ottomaton

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    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kPe70w0yOhU&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kPe70w0yOhU&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
     
    #4 Ottomaton, Dec 7, 2009
  5. Landlord Landry

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    tell them you're mormon. problem solved.
     
    #5 Landlord Landry, Dec 7, 2009
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    Freaking winner.
     
    #7 Convictedstupid, Dec 7, 2009
  8. codell

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    Tell them if they don't leave you alone, you will start attending another church. Maybe that will scare them so much, they will give you a Wii or something.
     
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  9. IROC it

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    Ask them why they think they're one of the 144,000 in the first place.... then laugh a maniacal laugh.

    Mwwwaaaahaaaaahaaaaaa!
     
    #9 IROC it, Dec 8, 2009
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  12. kaleidosky

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    prank.

    don't embarrass yourself by calling the cops and having them laugh at you..
     
    #12 kaleidosky, Dec 8, 2009
  13. RedRowdy111

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    LOL, you remind me of one of my fiance's friends dad's. One time we saw a promo on the net where you could put someones phone number and Samuel L Jackson would call, kind of promoting the movie. Her friends dad thought it was real, and called the fn news station to tell them Samuel L Jackson just called him. What a fn moron.
     
    #13 RedRowdy111, Dec 8, 2009
  14. Dave_78

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    If anyone should get harassed or threatened by Jehovah's witnesses and/or Mormons it would be me. I have:

    1. Sprayed them with my water hose (pretty sure it was JWs)
    2. Let the guy below get within a foot or so of taking a bite out of them (still do this to anyone who ignores the "no solicitors" sign on my door:

    [​IMG]
     
    #14 Dave_78, Dec 8, 2009
  15. Angkor Wat

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    Well, are you going to pay me or not? The Cops won't be there fast enough to help so I suggest not calling.







    LMAO. Some people watch too many movies.
     
    #15 Angkor Wat, Dec 8, 2009
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