Your anomaly

when i walk my left foot makes a knuckle popping noise. it sucks, i cant sneak around anywhere..

 

I do everything with my right hand except brush my teeth

I don't have a middle name.

I have never seen My Life starring Michael Keaton.

 

In high school I could dunk a volleyball on a regulation goal. I'm 5'7" I had a 38" vertical.

 

Mine:

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hmm... that's a toughy...

 

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I throw my dogs off cliffs and then gainer to save them.

 

Would it make a difference to you if both of my trips outside of Texas were year-long around-the-world trips?

 

I can't see a difference

 

I've never drank coffee.

 

I've never had sex.

 

im adopted.

 

I can make a consistent popping noise with my ankle.

 

- Never been to twitter.com
- Don't even know what the hell Twitter is. Been IT technician for over ten years. I'm assuming it's a glorified "What I'm doing at the moment" tool.
- Never been skiing even though I lived in Denver for nine years
- I don't have any chest hairs and I BARELY have any arm and leg hairs (AZN ^_^)

 

I wear my jenbei, Japanese smoking jacket, while on my American Harley.

Other than that I'm pretty average.

 

I've never had a cavity even though I've treated Coca-Cola like it was water since elementary school.

I've run four, soon-to-be five marathons at very good paces despite being slightly overweight and having a horrible fast food diet. Most marathon runners tend to eat more healthy.

I've never had ramen noodles.

 

I'm a drummer with perfect pitch. Who would've thunk it?

I have abnormally thick eyebrows. (no unibrow) They're also very low, so it always looks like I'm angry.

I have a strange obsession with the Enron saga. I just can’t get enough of it. I’ve read every book ever written about it. Most of them more than once.

I’ve never seen a single episode of The Family Guy, even though everyone I know insists that it’s right up my alley. I’m just not a fan of any of the so-called adult cartoons.

I don’t get this whole UFC/MMA fad. Every time I try to watch a fight, it’s just 2 shirtless dudes rolling around on the ground together. If I wanted to watch gay p*rn, I'd watch it on the internet. I change the channel after about 20 seconds.

 

I can you see you liking Family Guy.

And you're dead on with UFC. Everytime I've seen it, it's 5-10 seconds of decent action, followed by some dude dry humping the other for 5 minutes...

Pass.

 

Ditto. I was just talking about this with someone last weekend while UFC was on. The knockouts are entertaining sometimes, but if I was just watching for knockouts I'd watch boxing and not have to see 2 grown men hugging and groping each other for 10 minutes. It seems like a bunch of mindless douchebags are the ones that are big into UFC.

My anomaly...I've never even swung a golf club, let alone play a round (putt putt doesn't count). I'm a very avid sports player but just have never really had the opportunity to play golf. I figure one day when I'm too old for other sports I'll pick it up.

 

-i never got in a physical fight
-i never broke any bones except my nose which was slightly fractured

let me think some more...