[Funny Story from China] Five days after Yao's terrible news

The first day of Morey in the private room with Yao in a stealthy night .

The next day, Morey found Rasheed quietly, hidden in a pub, he generously to drink vodka please Rasheed. After three rounds of wine, he sincerely and Wallace said: Rasheed.you see us in Houston on you to help in an emergency, and Rick and we all think you can replace Yao led the Rockets into the playoffs, ah, if it is not Yao also into the playoffs, and that is a credit to you ah. Dunleavy in Portland, Pippen and the command you, in Detroit, and Hamilton, Chauncey, the Old Brown, there are restrictions on you, in Houston, as well as who will be eligible when your boss? Does the age you are going to leave you spent more than Tim, or the old and you go against the LeBron sandbags all day for you when you made a scapegoat? Although you have been an undisputed status in the Union, but both Rick and I have said, he said that in his decades of coaching, you are his most talented ever seen the most unselfish player, Tim, Kevin, Carl did not you even good, but you have not received the opportunity to really belong to you ! In Houston, you are the supreme leader, that's right, Toyota Center, the seat you are our supreme leader. Rashid results only in a 2-year contract 8 million signed. Because Morey said to him: In our view, Kevin Garnet and Tim Duncan are now only worth 300 milion .

The third day in Starbucks, Morey and Artest sat down together. Charcoal he wanted a cup of coffee, no sugar and no milk. Artest asked him you are not afraid of suffering? Morey said that discouraging: Ron ah, Tracy fell, Yao also fell, Houston, there is no hope, all that rocket out of the west you reach the bottom first. I argue with them, I said NO, there is Ron, you do not see Yao-free Mac-free, we also won two games in Los Angeles do you? Ron is you do not see how you get rid of Roy? You stronger than Yao strong than Tracy brave than Lewis, he can be a leader in Houston. Ron us as long as there is hope, because he is a man who never give up. For those who look at our dog feces jokes people let go. Morey would also like to continue to say, Artest has not help it, you do not say, I left, I have to let those who say that in Houston for those who have come to eat dog feces, they do not know is the fault of the Artest it? Morey said: But they only gave me permission to 8 million, are you the last to retain 10 million they believe you. In this way, Artest signed 16 million in 2 years or 1 +1 contract by a fingerprint.

The fourth day, Morey found Colangelo that traded Tracy for Chris Banks.

The fifth day, Morey found Jason Kidd, and Kidd signed a 1 year 2 million contract.

By November 1 ,09-10 season, started the first center of the first big player is Yao Ming, diamonds, president, Artest and Kidd, at the highest bench Rasheed, yes, Rasheed .

No point in grief, suffering only the pain, let us together look forward to a better, let us that we have the eyes of the common blessings of the greatest big man.

I would like to this article, dedicated to hear in yesterday's startling in torment, sincerely hope that a happy healthy Yao Ming.

The cheese can become Morey's interesting in July, we need the joy of life, when in pain, humor and more humor than we give.

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