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  1. CountyClerk

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    The above chart is said to be an entry level test for the Russian army. According to English Russia, the instructions read:

    Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might. If the soldier can’t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture, the he likely might having:

    Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.

    Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, can’t serve with sophisticated equipment.

    Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.

    Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.

    Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.

    Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophreanic tendency. Required additional inspection.

    Every soldier should be tested before assignment, according to the order #2299.”

    Which one couldn’t you read? :)
     
    #1 CountyClerk, May 22, 2009
  2. Lady_Di

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    Can't see 5... I bet everyone can't see 5. Is this kind of a joke? :)
     
    #2 Lady_Di, May 22, 2009
  3. CountyClerk

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    I don't know Di, you tell me...do you ever have that tingly feeling for another female? lol
     
    #3 CountyClerk, May 22, 2009
  4. moestavern19

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    Don't you have a heightened sense of sight?
     
    #4 moestavern19, May 22, 2009
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    i know i have seen this thing before here maybe it was in the picture thread

    too lazy to search for it
     
    #5 The_Yoyo, May 22, 2009
  6. VanityHalfBlack

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    I can't see circle 5, but I eat coochie like I eat cereal in a bowl...
     
    #6 VanityHalfBlack, May 22, 2009
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    I enjoy when color blindness tests are dressed up to be something they're not...
     
    #7 JeeberD, May 22, 2009
  8. Nero

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    All I can see in #5 is Luis Scola when he was doing his Freddy Mercury impersonation.


    Hmmm... and he IS a 'Rocket Man'.. Elton John..

    OH NO!!!
     
    #8 Nero, May 22, 2009
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    So everyone at Clutchfans is gay?
     
    #9 BmwM3, May 22, 2009
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    We're addicted to a website thats .0001% female.


    Who have we been kidding.
     
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    I can see the numbers in 1-4 and 6.

    Number 5 is a different story - All I see are rainbows, David Hodo's head spinning around, and Jeff Garcia under center.
     
    #11 Roxfan73, May 22, 2009
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    With a spoon?
     
    #12 DrLudicrous, May 22, 2009
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    I knew that wasn't me just being curious back in grade school...
     
    #13 stipendlax, May 22, 2009
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    So that's why I love eating hotdogs and things of that shape.

    Thanks for this test.
     
    #14 BmwM3, May 22, 2009
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    Looks like I've got the gay y'all!
     
    #15 Harrisment, May 22, 2009
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    Haven't thought of that, thanks...
     
    #16 VanityHalfBlack, May 22, 2009
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    Do you also drink the excess milk after you finish?
     
    #17 moestavern19, May 22, 2009
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    weird, all i can see IS #5....
     
    #19 Tb-Cain, May 22, 2009
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