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Do you fully understand the female reprodutive cycle?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by mazyar, May 18, 2009.

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Do you fully understand the female reproductive cycle?

  1. Yes

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  2. No

    59 vote(s)
    47.2%

  3. Yes cause I'm a woman

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  1. No Worries

    No Worries Wensleydale Only Fan
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    I ask you young man: Where is your sense of adventure?!?

    I just don't know about this younger generation ...
     
    #61 No Worries, May 19, 2009
  2. MoBalls

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    Sometimes I think you’re an intelligent young man...then you write something completely stupid like this....


    Maybe I'm getting too old. :(
     
    #62 MoBalls, May 19, 2009
  3. MoBalls

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    http://www.healthsquare.com/fgwh/wh1ch17.htm
     
    #63 MoBalls, May 19, 2009
  4. MoBalls

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    Didnt mean to sound like a grouchy old man...youre still a joto Moe.
     
    #64 MoBalls, May 19, 2009
  5. Lil Pun

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    I love doing it as long as it is clean and fresh smelling. Toilet paper niblets suck. :(
     
    #65 Lil Pun, May 19, 2009
  6. CrazyJoeDavola

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    Well, I think a stork, he drops it down, and then, a hole goes in your
    body and there’s blood everywhere, coming out of your head, and then you
    push your belly-button, and then your butt falls off and then you hold you
    butt and you have to dig and you find a little baby.
     
    #66 CrazyJoeDavola, May 19, 2009
  7. meggoleggo

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    Were they Principal Skinner and Ms. Krabappel?

    [​IMG]
     
    #67 meggoleggo, May 19, 2009
  8. Lady_Di

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    LMAO!

    That's why shower was created for. It is a must before Sexy time.

    For someone who asked when women want it the most, it is during their periods.
     
    #68 Lady_Di, May 19, 2009
  9. ROXRAN

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    Really?..I thought it was right before.
     
    #69 ROXRAN, May 19, 2009
  10. professorjay

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    That's unpossible!
     
    #70 professorjay, May 19, 2009
  11. meggoleggo

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    it's actually around ovulation. it's a timing mechanism built into chicks so that we can go into closets and make babies and professorjay can see one and then the baby can look at him. :p

    seriously though, it is a timing thing women have programmed in their systems so that they'll get it on and get pregnant and perpetuate the population.
     
    #71 meggoleggo, May 19, 2009
  12. BrieflySpeaking

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    all I know is that the chick is hornier during her period.
     
    #72 BrieflySpeaking, May 19, 2009
  13. mazyar

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    You mean women aren't randy all the time? 'Cause you know guys are good to go during their entire cycle.
     
    #73 mazyar, May 19, 2009
  14. Two Sandwiches

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    I enjoy a good M to V, as does my lady.

    But she is always fresh and clean....

    I won't do an M to A, though.
     
    #74 Two Sandwiches, May 19, 2009
  15. Two Sandwiches

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    This is true....
     
    #75 Two Sandwiches, May 19, 2009
  16. ima_drummer2k

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    No, chicks are not named Randy all the time. Only in the bars you frequent...

    EDIT: Sorry, I misunderstood the question. Or did I.............
     
    #76 ima_drummer2k, May 19, 2009
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    Yes, tears of blood.

    In my opinion it's after their period, because you haven't been getting it on during those few days (hopefully).
     
    #77 no_answer, May 19, 2009
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    I know enough to know that I don't really need get into the details. This thread confirms my instincts.

    Why? Will there be a quiz later?
     
    #78 CrazyDave, May 19, 2009
  19. eveluvsrox

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    nope...right after
     
    #79 eveluvsrox, May 19, 2009
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    Really....?
     
    #80 Convictedstupid, May 19, 2009
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