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Stranger: megadeth?
You: no its clarice
You: is that you jason?
Stranger: hello, clarice
Stranger: hello, clarice
You: hello
Stranger: hello, clarice
Stranger: i bet you hear that alot eh
Stranger: EH
You: yes, and also i hear sheep at night
You: is that normal?
Stranger: probably should talk to a doc bout that
Stranger: wanna hear something weird
You: ohh...i dont think so last time a doc wanted to eat me
You: tell me
Stranger: thats...scary
You: indeed
Stranger: the last person i talked to on this site
Stranger: went to my school
Stranger: isnt that crazy
You: no way
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i even knew their sister
You: wow
Stranger: yeah
You: then what happendd?
Stranger: we had a long conversation
Stranger: ahh good times
You: is her name happened to be alice?
Stranger: nope
You: janet?
Stranger: nope
You: clarice?
Stranger: it started with an e is all i know
Stranger: hello, clarice
Stranger: megadeth?
You: man u made me laugh
You: good stuff
Stranger: hahahaha
You: will post this convo on a forum
You: lol
Stranger: hahhahahhahahaha
Stranger: heh thats how i found out about this site
Stranger: on some forums
You: which one?
Stranger: megadeth?
You: no, clarice
Stranger: goodbye
You: bye

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi!
Stranger: im hi
You: really?
Stranger: no
You: lol ok
Stranger: i wish though
You: it would be impressive though being high and still able to use a computer
Stranger: i really have a drug problem
You: ouch
You: trying to go cold turkey?
You: ?
Stranger: heroin
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connection imploded?

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: RICK TA LIFE?
You: HOWDY!
Stranger: IM A NYHC LEGEND
You: rafer alston?
You: would you like to sex mutombo?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

The following conversation takes place between 2 extremely white people.


"The Front"


Stranger: hellooooooooo
You: sup yo
You: u down with big bird?
Stranger: chillin and you!
Stranger: so down
You: cool, cool
Stranger: u down with big bird
You: i be chillin too... watchin some sesame streets and stuff
You: fo sho, big bird is a the realist ***** i ever SEEN
Stranger: oh **** im down for snuffy snuffulufugus
Stranger: U KNOW it mannnnnnnnnnn
You: oh **** yeah, I mean I'm down with that ***** too because you know he tight with Big Bizzle and erythang
Stranger: u know who isnt coo tho
Stranger: oscar da grouch
Stranger: whats his deal
You: dawg, i was just gonna bring him up
You: i gots a theery and **** on that green ass *****
Stranger: we are on the same level
tell me your theory
You: I think that BB ain't be cuttin him in on the Street's cut, u feel me?
You: i mean like... I think he on the out and out
Stranger: u know what ur exactly right thats like something from the WIREEEEEEE
You: Big B runs a tight ship, Grouch gets clapped if he rats... so he knows he can't do anything to **** Big B
Stranger: no wonder oscar living in a trash can while BB is living it up high roller style
You: ****, thats what I'm sayin... ****in iced out nest and ****
You: fit about 5 hoes deep!
Stranger: **** oscar is gettin NONE no wonder he grouchin tho i feel bad for sayin **** about him now cuz he just down and out
You: aw man fa sho fa sho
You: man its like finally somebody agree with me on this ****
You: I told my baby momz and she'z jus like ***** u crazy
Stranger: exactly
nah man you j ust real
Stranger: too real maybe even if thats possible
You: fa sho dawg
You: ain't as real as the Bird tho
You: He be hittin that fine ass Praire Dawn too




Stranger: hes like tony montana of sesame street man
Stranger: oh **** u know it
Stranger: hey u ever see arthur
You: what with that mouse-ass lookin dude?
Stranger: theres some nasty **** going down in that neighborhood
Stranger: with the glasses
You: ya i think i see that **** once
You: Buster
You: that wack ass *****
Stranger: he crazy he smoking too many rocks u feel me
You: i mean... dude is like a fukin rabbit or a eskimo or some ****
Stranger: makes no sense can i say something tho
Stranger: ur cool as hell!
You: u ever watch heyyyyyy arnold!
You: remember that football headed *****!
Stranger: back when i was a lil one i watched that **** on the regular
Stranger: he was up to no good
You: oh for real
You: but that one b**** was always doin him durty and ****
You: but she secretly wanted his nuts tho
You: but that nasty b**** had a fukin UNIBROW
Stranger: oh yah she was sick as no wonder arnold was NOT having that
Stranger: what about dexters lab
Stranger: ever see that
You: yea!!!!
You: oh man
You: his sis wuz like my sis
You: annoying as ****, high on crack... and twice as big as me
Stranger: whaaaaaaaaat oh ****tttttttttt did she mess with the **** under ur bed
You: dude i don't even wanna mess with my own sis, she be gang affilated and ****
Stranger: blood is thicker than water never forget that man
Stranger: my sis is a menace to society
You: oh yea dawg for ril





The plot thickens...








You: u cool as **** homie
Stranger: homette* im a lady!
You: oh for ril! damn
You: sup girl?
Stranger: illin in my bed aha what about you main man
You: not much, you know chillin and ****
Stranger: what are your thoughts on weezy f babayy
Stranger: this could either make or break this
You: weezy for sheezy!
You: oh hel yeeeeeea
You: i b down wit that ***** ****
Stranger: me tooo hes off i got respect for him
Stranger: tonssss he does his thing consistant
You: yeea u kno he paid some dues and ****
Stranger: i donno about his rock **** tho
Stranger: not feeling that
You: oh for ril, i been down wit his ass tho since Ca$h monie
Stranger: me tooooo who else you listenin too
You: everybody else from cash monie all flame out and ****
You: u kno... T.I, a lil bone thugs... lol i kno old skool
You: lupe, talib, kanye
Stranger: t i gettin locked up FREE T I P!
Stranger: we agree yet again
You: for riL!
Stranger: im feelin yung joc tho
You: free da rubba ban man
Stranger: meet me in the trappppppp
You: let that ***** do his thang!
You: izzz goin downnnnnn
You: lol






more shameless stereotyping...






Stranger: what did u do today!
You: ****, i had to go check on my baby momz and ****. she was trippin again cuz I got behind on chil suport
Stranger: aww **** how olds ur kid
You: 17
You: naaaaw i'm playin lol
You: that little ***** just turn 3 last week
You: he gon b a G jus like his daddy lol
Stranger: awwwwwwww ****
awww thats cute tho there are some cute babies in this world
holla back at that and if that happens he gonna be wicked coolk
You: yea for ril, i ain't gotta be stupid wit him and peace out
You: wassup wit u? you got kids / a man?
Stranger: i respect that man thats important. nahh i dont have kids i got a potential man but you know its kinda a messed up situation right now tho
what about you any fine ladies lol

You: lol, i mean i see a couple up in the club and stuf
You: Im tryna to go to college and **** though right now
You: get my degrees and stuf
Stranger: yahh but lol never take a lady home from the club thats where trouble starts
yah im in college right now business major baby i wanna be rich so i can get me a escalade!
You: lol datz cool
You: where u from?
Stranger: halifax you?
You: i from h-town too but not there lol
Stranger: houston!
You: yaaaaa
Stranger: you knoq mike jones lol?
You: pffft hell no that ***** is clownin
You: Chamilionair and Z-ro is tight
You: lol
You: MIKE JONES
Stranger: ahaha lol i agree i always wanted to go to texas seems all that
You: 281 330 8004?
You: lol
Stranger: LOL! aha i wont lie i like that song
Stranger: still tipppin on fo fos
You: chopped and screwed baby thats how we do
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 22
You: u?
Stranger: 19 legal drinking age here so its all gooodddddd
You: damn!
You: **** i been drinkin since 16 so its all good lol
You: halifix is that canada?
Stranger: i been drinking since 14 unh unh
aha we are a lil old to talk about seasme street eh

you got it
Stranger: east coasssssssst
You: **** i watch sesame street wit my lil homie
You: dam i didn't know anybody in canada lissend to mike jones n **** lol
Stranger: oh yah my bad sorry bout that!
man can u beleive i just lookedo ut my window and snow storm
Stranger: man aha i listen to it alllllll i go on this site called realestniggas
You: snow? watz that lol
Stranger: they supply me with what i need like big B
You: lol
Stranger: lol dont rub it in aha










So I'll see you around?













You: Big B for sho
Stranger: lol someone sent me this site tonight and i never thought id meet someone as cool as u aha ur bad ass!
You: i didn't know there was no sistahs up there either lol
Stranger: lol im not even a sister aha im part latino tho!
You: oh dats cool!
You: mmm latina flava!
You: my baby moms is a white gurl
You: she cool tho, i mean back when we hooked up lol
Stranger: mmmhm latina heat, yah you prob have a cute kid tho aha yah baby mama drama?
You: yeah she just trippin on me now, i ain't tryna to be a deatbeat or nothin.. she just gets all pissed at me cuz i broke it off wit her
Stranger: yah? were u just not feelin it or what lol
You: yea we wuz 2 young u feel me?
You: she was 16, i was 18
You: high school dramas for ril
Stranger: yahh that is young i cant even imagine having a kid right now couldnt handle that ****
Stranger: do u see ur kid alot
You: yea, i go over a couple times a week and watch sesame street and ****... plus sometimes i watch him or my moms watch him while britney be out in the clubs








Modeling contract?










Stranger: oh yah well everybody gotta get their free time n ****! what do u do out in houston
You: aint a lot to do
You: chill wit my boys, play some basketball, get my drank on... get my smoke on lol
Stranger: o lol yah i do pretty much same **** except take out the bball lol
You: wachu doin up in hailfax? gettin snowed on 24/7 lol
Stranger: lol yah lately pretty ****ty im hating it man.. i work .. i go to school.. i pimp.. i just got a modeling contract which is gonna be a new chapter lol, and i smoke and drank too aha
You: damn? modeling contact? so u fine or wut? lol


Stranger: lol aha they think so im tall too so i got it going on aha its pretty exciting got a lawayer looking over it so no ones gonna rip me off
You: aw yea thats good, i hurd they gets all cutthroat with the modeling game and stuff
You: like that show with tyra banks and those crazy b****es!
Stranger: oh **** yah i know aha
Stranger: craszy
Stranger: i made it to semi finals on canads next top model
Stranger: almost got on show but nahh
You: damn dats crazy
Stranger: i like to stay local anyways know wht i mean
Stranger: keep it in the area
You: for ril for ril
You: well keep ya game tight sistuh
You: lol






Goodbye?











Stranger: but hey im going to bed cuz its 236 am here, liked talking to u ur cool as
Stranger: good luck with ur baby mama ****
You: dont be hittin on no crack pipes lol
Stranger: lol nahhhhhhhhh not touchin that **** aha keep it strictly weed
You: cool cool, me 2 lol
You: see ya later then
Stranger: lol probably never again thats why this site is off
You: u got a myspace or somthin?
Stranger: u got facebook?
You: i think i signd up for that **** once, i never used it tho
Stranger: awwwwwww damn! thats all we use up here in canada, ****ttttt
You: aw hmm
You: well if u see me up on here again, start talkin about sesame street or somethin!
You: lol
Stranger: lol people aare gonna think im straight up crazyyyyyyyy BIG B number 1 hustlaa
You: LOL
You: man i gotta stop smokin so much and then gettin up on this intrnet
Stranger: other day i was trippin so bad i thought i saw a terminator in the street
Stranger: but it was a macdonalds bag
You: dawg! i was just watchin terminator a few hours ago
You: that **** was so sad when he had to go into the fire pit
Stranger: omg i cried
Stranger: so emotional
You: crazy ass metal ***** was tryin to kill them tho
Stranger: **** the police lol!
You: for ril
You: lol









The hustle...















Stranger: alright this is what im gonna do
Stranger: cuz i think we created a good bond here
Stranger: ill give u my email and we can say whatup
You: alright, thats coo
Stranger: -censored-@hotmail.com
Stranger: dont laugh it was easy peezy
You: lol, i ain't laughin
You: ok maybe i is
You: lol nah j/p
Stranger: lol ur rude! anywaaaaaaaays off to sleep got some macroeconomics **** in the morning aha peace!
You: aight, my name is broderick btw
You: my dogs call me "brick" tho
You: haha
Stranger: ahha ok brick nice meetin u night!
You: peace!



Yeeeeeah.

So long story short... I checked her out on myspace... and she was telling the truth. 19 years old, part time model from Halifax. Not bad lookin either.



I need a ****ing life.

 

Epic stuff.........

 

Stranger: Hey stud.
You: hey baby
Stranger: I ain't your baby, but I can make you squeal like a scarlet pimpinelle.
Stranger: Now drop the soap, little man.
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_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
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how did you get the strangers to stay on the convo that long? they normally disconnect after a min or two

 

Pic of the above girl for anyone who might inquire...

 

This is awesome.

 

i was shocked to see that chick, and it was a real chick.



We will call that chick Jules.


imma have to go put my parka on and find her.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you have any updawg?
Stranger: WHATS UP DAWG???
You: I don't know.
You have disconnected.

and

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: dude
You: what does mine say?
Stranger: what?
You: it says what?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ayo b
You have disconnected.

and...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: b9
You: You sunk my battleship
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

and...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: wait.
Stranger: they don't love you.
Stranger: like I love you.
You: I know.
You: I always knew.
Stranger: always?
You: Always and forever.
Stranger: then why didn't you write me noah?!
Stranger: I WAS WAITING!
Stranger: 'cause maybe.. you're gonna be the one that saves me..
You: I couldn't find a pen.
Stranger: damn you, you incompetent ****er.
Stranger: 'cause afterall..
Stranger: you're my wonderwall...........
You: That's sweet.
Stranger: thanks.
Stranger: all for you my dear.
You: Awwwww
Stranger: <3
You: 8=======D ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Stranger: hi
You: h
Stranger: how are ya
You: lets have a normal conversation for a change ok?
You: im good
You: female?
Stranger: yes.
You: yes what?

Stranger: yes i'm a female, jerk. what about you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Stranger: hello.
Stranger: how is my special friend.
You: lets have a normal conversation for a change ok?
You: ok?
Stranger: well, okay.
Stranger: joykill : (
You: ok btw hi
You: for a change
Stranger: getting sick of the /b/tards?
You: yes exactly
You: you know what i mean
Stranger: aw, poor stranger.
You: you're color is red
You: edit: your color is red
Stranger: i am blue
Stranger: no
Stranger: you are red
You: color blind?
Stranger: edit: NO
Stranger: i am not
Stranger: if anything, you're colourblind.
You: its prob. me then
Stranger: yeah.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Damn

You're good at this

I didn't read the whole thing though. Big Kudos

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: sup im bk
Stranger: youre the burger king?!
You: lol
You: haha my initials
Stranger: its such an honor to talk to you burger kign
You: no problem
You: how is that
You: the last 4 frickin people i talked to
You: they all talka bout food
You: lol
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: b9?
You: u from us?
Stranger: yes mam
You: or is this some uk thing
You: oh
You: tight
You: well texas is where its at
Stranger: no way broseph
Stranger: cali all the way
You: oh pff..
You: are u a cholo from compton
You: or what
Stranger: haha **** that
Stranger: i hate cholos
You: we got a bunch down here in texas
Stranger: they always hassle me whenever i try to skate
You: oh tihgt you skate?
You: i used to in mid school
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: oh sic, how old ar eyou
You: 18
You: my friend linked me to this
You: and im supposed to copy and paste the convo
You: and post it on this site actually
Stranger: b9?
You: whats b9
Stranger: what site you going to post it on?
You: some houston rockets basketball site
You: theres a whole buncha posts with a convo lol
Stranger: hahaha basketball suck
You: your actually the first person who isnt a r****d
You: lol
You: every1 else says some cheesy ass line and leaves
Stranger: they are all from 4chan
You: oh
You: that site
You: my friend goes on there
You: they do weird ass **** lol
Stranger: hell yeah
Stranger: nothing but nerds
Stranger: you like hardcore?
You: ?
You: lol p*rn?
You: lmao
Stranger: no music haha
You: oh
You: i listen to metal stuff yeah..
You: protest the hero
You: bfmv
You: trivium
You: i listen to all rock pretty much
Stranger: check out a band called trash talk
You: lol is that ur band>?
Stranger: no but theyre a good hardcore band
You: oh
You: im going to warped this year
You: and rockstar mayhem fest
Stranger: theres another good band you should ceck out
Stranger: theyre called new lows
You: alright tight
You: why are u on here
You: im on cuz im bored as hell actually
Stranger: bored and cant sleep
You: lol
You: u in college?
You: or hs
Stranger: college
Stranger: you?
You: samee
You: where do u go
Stranger: community college
You: oh
You: i go to university of texas
You: ever heard of it
Stranger: i dont think so haha
You: oh lame
You: well it was great talking to you
You: im going to bed
You: never thought i could have a decent convo with a stranger
Stranger: same here!
Stranger: goodbye!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Ya, I know - I kept trying to come up with something off the wall like others have done but this dude kept typing stuff that I had an interest in (Sigur Ros, Radiohead, Pink Floyd, etc.). That might have been one of the longer conversations on that site, lol.

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: My girlfriend just dumped me for another guy, I NEED to sleep with someone now to forget about her
You: are you a pc?
Stranger: a pc?
You: oh, so you're a mac eh?
Stranger: r u 4 sexes chat
You: im horny asl?
Stranger: 16/f/CA
You: 52/m/behind you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.





what did I do wrong??