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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by stipendlax, Mar 26, 2009.

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  1. stipendlax

    stipendlax Member

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    Inspired by that approaching a female thread (not sure if this has been done, couldn't find it).


    Clean

    - "Girl, you must be a ticket 'cause you got 'fine' written all over you."

    - "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

    Not So Clean

    - "You look like you don't have a mean bone in your body... would you like one?"

    - "Look, let's get one thing straight between us... like my penis."


    Go!
     
    #1 stipendlax, Mar 26, 2009
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    Nice shoes, lets ****.
     
    #2 moestavern19, Mar 26, 2009
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    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RTdzCVzs3j0&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RTdzCVzs3j0&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
     
    #3 across110thstreet, Mar 26, 2009
  4. Master Baiter

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    Why don't we go back to my place and play Pearl Harbour?

    What's that?

    It's where I'll lay down and you blow the **** out of me.
     
    #4 Master Baiter, Mar 26, 2009
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    Does this smell like chloroform?
     
    #5 macalu, Mar 26, 2009
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    #6 kaleidosky, Mar 26, 2009
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    Do you have a mirror on your pants? Because I can see my self in them.

    Cheese yet affective lol
     
    #7 shawn786, Mar 26, 2009
  8. stipendlax

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    #8 stipendlax, Mar 26, 2009
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    Are those space pants? Cuz yor ass is out of this world!

    My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

    (With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades? I thought they were wings.

    Personal favorite:
    So, you're a girl huh?
     
    #9 yangchazz, Mar 26, 2009
  10. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    Shouldn't you have closed by saying "giggity".
     
    #10 bobrek, Mar 26, 2009
  11. thegary

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    nice balls!
     
    #11 thegary, Mar 26, 2009
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    One that I made up worked pretty well. I just walked up to someone and said "you look like the kind of lady I could seriously see spending the rest of my night with."

    My friend's was "How you about you and I go back to my place. We'll grab some milk and watch PBS."

    Pretty much anything works if you don't mind them shooting you down. It's a numbers game.
     
    #12 Fatty FatBastard, Mar 26, 2009
  13. MoBalls

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    thx! :D
     
    #13 MoBalls, Mar 26, 2009
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    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qpbVX9VC0yw&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qpbVX9VC0yw&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
     
    #14 Microfridge, Mar 26, 2009
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    How Does A Lacville Rollin' - Ghetto Rollin' Guy Get A Girl Like You? :D
     
    #15 STIX, Mar 26, 2009
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    Full of win.
     
    #16 justtxyank, Mar 26, 2009
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    Spread them asscheeks. Enema time
     
    #17 Shaud, Mar 26, 2009
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    A few funny ones I've heard over the years.

    "So...uh.....do you like....stuff?"

    "You wanna go half on a b*stard?"

    Damn baby! How much?"


    Really though, I gotta go with the most interesting man in the world on this one.
     
    #18 Wakko67, Mar 26, 2009
  19. HKC

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    Let me sleep with you or i will stalk you for years.

    Usually works. :(
     
    #19 HKC, Mar 26, 2009
  20. Asian Sensation

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    Bahahha that's funny!
     
    #20 Asian Sensation, Mar 26, 2009
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