Chair Kills Boy by Anal Penetration

Death by desk chair Anne Hathaway.

 

asian.. tsk tsk

 

My asscheeks hurt just reading the title.

I got two of those chairs that I always sit in, one in the Den and one in my room.

 

Oh god, my other desk uses a cylinder pressured chair... but I've been using it for a good +5 years and no anal penetration has occurred yet...who knows when it'll go off though?

 

i'm sitting on one right now as well...

 

Could you even imagine having your 14 year old son die this way?

 

Good question. I'm just going to hope I have the Oil based hydraulic version at work.

 

I'm hoping I have the oil-based too (that's what she said!). Otherwise, I guess I'll start wearing a padlock or something.

 

If you're bleeding to death from anal shrapnel, trust me, you'll know then.

 

i know i'm still going to sit in serenity. i'd start wearing garlic around my neck before I sat on a metal plate (defeating the purpose of the cushioned-chair altogether). seriously more afraid of vampires than death by exploding chinese chairs, of course it sounds like a wretched way to go.

 

Before I clicked on this thread title I thought that the boy was killed by a Chair, Catholic-priest style.

After reading the story, I'll have the thank my chairs for dutifully supporting my overweight body all these years...