Got this via email...Didn't get a chance to edit for vulgarities or take off the arrow email thingies...Enjoy THE BEST CHAIN LETTER EVER: > > Hello, my name is Paul and I suffer from the guilt of not > forwarding > 50 billion ****ing chain letters sent to me by people who actually > believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas > with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to > have it removed before her redneck parents sell her > to a traveling freak show. > > Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and > everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we? > "Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll > get laid by every good looking model in the magazine!" > What a bunch of bull****. > > Basically, this message is a big KISS MY ROSEY RED ASS to all the > people out there who have nothing be! tter to do than to send me stupid > chain mail forwards. > > Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and > sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain that was started by > Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget > pilgrims on the Mayflower. **** them. > > If you're going to forward something, at least send me something > mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest > friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow > receive a nickel from some omniscient being" > forwards about 900 times!! > > I don't ****ing care. > > Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually > contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's your > own unpopularity. The point being? If you get some chain letter that's > threatening to leave you shagless or luckless f! or the rest of your > life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by > making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who > has been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation > is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email. > > Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning > your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals
LOL i love it! I hate those damn chain letters, i am glad someone has made one that makes fun of those damn things.
You must reply to this thread, or you will get an extremely painful venereal disease and be forced to wear a Karl Malone jersey for the rest of your life...
I wouldnt mind wearing a Karl Malone jersey, maybe not for the rest of my life, that would suck, but hes going to be a hall of famer, i am not saying i am a Jazz fan but i am just still wondering why everyone on the boards hates Malone? is it because you guys are Rockets fans?
Malone isnt really a thug, there was some show on him on Fox Sports Net, crap cant remember the name of it, but hes always played rough, all his life, if thats what you mean by thug
Playing rough is one thing, but Malone has a history of knocking people unconcious. Granted, one of those guys was David Robinson, but "rough" isn't the best word one could use.
LOL hear that The Cat??? Robinson is Malones b**** lol i am just kidding dont take it personally, BTW i remember hearing about that, what exactly happened to make Malone do that?
If I remember correctly(might not though, it's been a few years), Malone was just posting up in his usual fashion.
I believe Malone also broke one or two of Donyell Marshall's ribs. Now they are teammates, I wonder what that is like. I would take the VD if I was guaranteed that Kung-fu Karla would get it as well, probably from his butt-buddie Joanne Flopton.
