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Goatees

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by gwatson86, Nov 6, 2008.

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Goatees?

  1. Looks good!

    77 vote(s)
    64.2%
  2. There's a rat on your face.

    43 vote(s)
    35.8%
  1. gwatson86

    gwatson86 Member

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    I argue that goatees, when properly maintained, can enhance one's appearance. I rock one, personally.

    My friend claims that anything more than clean shaven or less than full beards qualifies as disgraceful.

    Clutchfans must settle this!
     
  2. macalu

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    douchbaggerry.
     
  3. Fatty FatBastard

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    If you have a baby-face or no chin, then they're fine.

    Otherwise, no.
     
  4. tim562

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    I really think the poll and replies should be for the ladies... :D
     
  5. gwatson86

    gwatson86 Member

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    Men have the right to decide too.

    Men judge other men, the hot chicks with douchebags thread is proof.
     
  6. leroy

    leroy Member
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    I have had one for the better part of the last 15 years. I shaved it off for the first time about a year ago. My wife, who I have been with for 10 years, didn't recognize me at first and it scared her. She had literally never seen my chin. I didn't care for it and grew it right back.
     
  7. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    I get carded if I don't have my chin stubble.
     
  8. fmullegun

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    [​IMG]

    IN-credible

    PHE-nomenal

    RE-markable

    A-rugula

    COUNT CHOCULA!
     
  9. MattM

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    It's all about the fumanchu. I'm rocking one now, it's totally awesome.
     
  10. mlwoo

    mlwoo Contributing Member

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    You already know what I think, never under any circumstances acceptable. So I will cast my vote and be done.
     
  11. Roxfan73

    Roxfan73 Rookie

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    I could not agree more. Goatees are to the chinless what hats are to the hairless.
     
  12. marks0223

    marks0223 2017 and 2022 World Series Champions
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    Similar story for me. Had one for about eight years. I always had it trimed at the lowest setting so it was not long. I look young, so I felt like I needed it. Last year I shaved without telling my wife of a few years. Came out of the bathroom acting like I was drying my face with a towel, let the towel drop and watched her eyes and mouth pop open. She likes me clean shaved but damn do I get nicks shaving. Also, I've go a badly placed mole on the corner of my chin that can get nicked...ouch!
     
  13. jcee15

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    A goatee looks good on me cause I am light skinned with a light brown head of hair with thick, black as night facial hair. Large penis , also.
     
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  14. Dubious

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    It makes your face look like a vagina ... so I'm going to vote 'looks good' ....
    on you
     
  15. Boomhauer

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    ^He agrees with you. :D
     
  16. russian88

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    Looks good on me...I don't like the clean shaven look.
     
  17. jcee15

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    The only thing a goatee doesn't go with is 69
     
  18. Asian Sensation

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    Some people look cool with one... others not so much. As for me? I couldn't grow one to save my life. :D
     
  19. Jugdish

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    No full beards here? Bunch of Marys.
     
  20. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    I used to sport one back when I was under 21 trying to score some booze. Didn't realize in Houston you only had to be 15 to get beer at a corner store. Basically... Now I am a straight tiny barely noticeable soul patch guy, like your boy Kelly Dwyer.
     

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