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Landlord Landry said:

The only pick up line I have ever used......

"can I call you this weekend?"

yep, that was me at 14 years old, asking the girl of my dreams for her phone number. 16 years later we are still together.
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Wow, that's really impressive...

Ever have any rough patches?

#21 drumbum, Oct 22, 2008

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me: wanna grab a pizza and f***?
her: uh... no.
me: what... you don't like pizza???

#22 SWTsig, Oct 22, 2008
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"**** me if I'm wrong but isn't your name _____?"

#23 TMac640, Oct 22, 2008
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"Girl you smell like ass, can I be your toilet paper..."

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Are the kids asleep yet? yeah(rolls spit)......because I have to go to work early...............yeah(rolls spit)........

I've been married too long.

#25 MoBalls, Oct 22, 2008
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v3.0 said:

"Girl you smell like ass, can I be your toilet paper..."
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hahahahahhaha
oh my..
lol

#26 DudeWah, Oct 22, 2008
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"Come with me if you want to live"

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F-ck me if I'm wrong but have me met before?

#28 Lil Pun, Oct 22, 2008
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"How do you make your meatloaf."

I had different than other dudes.

If ever out of the state say

"They don't grow'em like you in Texas"

#29 Bandwagoner, Oct 22, 2008
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drumbum said:

Wow, that's really impressive...

Ever have any rough patches?
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oh hell yeah, we've had rough spots.

back in '02, we 'took a break'. I met this smokin hot girl in Bristol who was a junior at UT(Tenn). I like to think that she wanted me, bad. Me and my wife just 'seperated' but we were still married. mehh.....combo of guilt and fear(I've never been with any other woman). I just went back to my hotel and punched the clown.

16 years, one woman, no regrets.

#30 Landlord Landry, Oct 22, 2008
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Me: Do you know how much a polar bear weights?
Her: No. How much?
Me: Enough to break the ice Hi my name is ______.

#31 mrm32, Oct 22, 2008
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hamza said:

I can't say i've really used any to actually try and get a girl.
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But I say them all the time jokingly to chicks. Like the other day I walk up to a girl who i'm kinda friends with (who's number I didn't have) and the conversation goes as follows:
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Me: Dannnnng girrrrl, are you wearing space pants??
her: What?? Why? (all confused) what the heck are you talking about?
Me: Because your butt is outta this worlddd!!!
her: hahahha wow hahahhaa
Me: (pulling the whole mad tv thing) Can i have Yo NUMBAH??? Can I have it?? Can i have it?
her: You're such a goof! (laughs more)
Me: (laughingly) yeah, im totally just kidding. But seriously, gimme your number, let's do something this weekend
her: ok!!
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Score!!
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+1. always works. well not the whole routine, but just be goofy about it.

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Girl I wish your name was homework so i'd do you on my desk and you'd be hard.

#33 dream34shake, Oct 22, 2008

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stipendlax said:

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?"
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lol.

#34 Landlord Landry, Oct 22, 2008
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Landlord Landry said:

oh hell yeah, we've had rough spots.

back in '02, we 'took a break'. I met this smokin hot girl in Bristol who was a junior at UT(Tenn). I like to think that she wanted me, bad. Me and my wife just 'seperated' but we were still married. mehh.....combo of guilt and fear(I've never been with any other woman). I just went back to my hotel and punched the clown.

16 years, one woman, no regrets.
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Now, I don't want to get into a relationship advice thread, but how do you subdue fear that a girl has. I don't really know, I may be with the wrong girl, but it just has always felt so right, and I've have had feelings for her for 5 years now, which is almost a third of my life. It probably sounds ridiculous coming from someone of my age, but I just know it can work...

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"I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you."

#36 Yonkers, Oct 22, 2008
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drumbum said:

Now, I don't want to get into a relationship advice thread, but how do you subdue fear that a girl has. I don't really know, I may be with the wrong girl, but it just has always felt so right, and I've have had feelings for her for 5 years now, which is almost a third of my life. It probably sounds ridiculous coming from someone of my age, but I just know it can work...
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I don't know, I accidentally knocked up my wife, and we just made it work. Thats about the only advice I can give.......

#37 Landlord Landry, Oct 22, 2008
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"Can you do me a favor?

Can you look up and smile at the moon so it can blush and light up the world?"

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Me: Barack Obama is winning it all!
Girl: (turns around) OMG, I LOVE BARACK OBAMA!!!
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Me: What language do you speak?
Girl: English.
Me: NO WAY! ME TOO! That's so awesome!
(only works when both are intoxicated)

#39 OrangeRowdy95, Oct 22, 2008
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v3.0 said:

"Girl you smell like ass, can I be your toilet paper..."
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Looks like someone's into dirty sanchez.

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